Just Shy of Waist High

When someone is so scared of a splashdown, while taking a shit, that they try to time the pinch of the turd in question and immediately stand up, all with the purpose of gaining as much distance from the surface of the toilet water as possible. But they stand early...they're left straight legged when gravity takes over and the turd begins it's descent. The height where the turd falls from us just shy of waist high.

I felt the cooling embrace of the toilet water, drenching the back of my thighs after I stood up too soon and dropped a just shy of waist high.

by Mike the Fike... July 3, 2023

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High Maintenance

Often needing group plans changed to fit their schedule.

Names often associated with this: Mike, Lauren, Alex, Ricky, Grant, Toby, Lucy, Megan

Alex and Megan always be needing everyone to shift the whole plan cuz they supposedly “so busy”. But I heard all they do is watch tv and play video games for days on end. They be high maintenance as hell bruh.

by Desmond11 July 11, 2023

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High Z

means no decision, or does not matter.

Comes from high impedance (Z) in an electrical circuit or device, instead of 0 for false or 1 for true.

John: Hey Rick, what do you want for dinner?
Rick: Ehhh, High Z.
John: Alright, I guess I'll decide then.

by anonymous July 14, 2023

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High Riser

a wealthy, famous, or high-profile woman with no children

I'm only looking to date high risers, man. A big bank and no kids to slow us down.
They try to throw shade on her but Chelsea Handler says, Fuck yall, I'm living the high riser life.
It's like Oprah started a trend. Now, even young ones like Miley Cyrus and AOC are committed high risers

by RR Hood July 15, 2023

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