Pink Waffle 

A waffle made from steam rising from the pan, to the face of the woman cooking it, causing the make up to drip from her face into the frying pan subsequently making a pink waffle

A - " Hunny can you make me a blue waffle with banana toppings please?"

B - " hunny I think your waffle may have tured into a pink waffle thanks to the shit dropping off of my face"

Pink Waffle by curry cums out of my jab end March 10, 2016

shit a waffle 

The act of an extremely fat person defecating, or the result of surprise or fright.

She was so big she could eat hay and "shit a waffle".

Man, when that dude in the movie slashed the guy, I thought I would "shit a waffle"!

shit a waffle by teetiger October 19, 2008

rainbow waffle

1. Eating out a girl with a blue waffle on her period.

person one: How was that rainbow waffle?

person two: GROSSSS!!

rainbow waffle by john skid August 20, 2010

Blue Waffle 

Blue Waffle bloo-wof-uh l : A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue Waffle infections are a result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infestations as well as areas high in whoredom.

-go to google.com type in blue waffle and hit im feeling lucky.

-go to google.com type in blue waffle and hit im feeling lucky.

Blue Waffle by MaDiSoN!! March 21, 2010

Shitwank waffle 

It's when you grab a very soggy wet waffle and then you start to rub your dick pesistantly. You then get your girlfriend to take a dump on the waffle, after this you will crumble up a digestive biscuit and squirt some cream over the top. While still masturbating you will then squirt it all over your waffle, then you will eat it, enjoy.

Oh my dayz, I went to dis shop right and bought a waffle, but wow it wasn't a ordinary waffle, it was a shitwank waffle, proper nutty bruv. Not what I asked for.

Shitwank waffle by Sick little fuck July 25, 2010

Belgium Waffle Stomp 

The act of pooping along the surface of ones teeth, and then using your foot to stomp it through the gaps of their teeth.

"Bro, I totally Belgium Waffle Stomped that bitch last night."

Belgium Waffle Stomp by vezro July 22, 2014

Hoop Waffle

Talking crap - as in talking out of your hole.

Hoop = ring = hole = ass.
Waffle = rubbish.

Talkin ass-rubbish = hoop waffle

CDB was pretty drunk and stated talking some major hoop waffle.

He started hoop waffling out of him.

Hoop Waffle by leaners of ballycolon January 23, 2004