shit a waffle 

The act of an extremely fat person defecating, or the result of surprise or fright.

She was so big she could eat hay and "shit a waffle".

Man, when that dude in the movie slashed the guy, I thought I would "shit a waffle"!

shit a waffle by teetiger October 19, 2008

rainbow waffle

1. Eating out a girl with a blue waffle on her period.

person one: How was that rainbow waffle?

person two: GROSSSS!!

rainbow waffle by john skid August 20, 2010

Blue Waffle 

Blue Waffle bloo-wof-uh l : A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue Waffle infections are a result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infestations as well as areas high in whoredom.

-go to google.com type in blue waffle and hit im feeling lucky.

-go to google.com type in blue waffle and hit im feeling lucky.

Blue Waffle by MaDiSoN!! March 21, 2010

Shitwank waffle 

It's when you grab a very soggy wet waffle and then you start to rub your dick pesistantly. You then get your girlfriend to take a dump on the waffle, after this you will crumble up a digestive biscuit and squirt some cream over the top. While still masturbating you will then squirt it all over your waffle, then you will eat it, enjoy.

Oh my dayz, I went to dis shop right and bought a waffle, but wow it wasn't a ordinary waffle, it was a shitwank waffle, proper nutty bruv. Not what I asked for.

Shitwank waffle by Sick little fuck July 25, 2010

Belgium Waffle Stomp 

The act of pooping along the surface of ones teeth, and then using your foot to stomp it through the gaps of their teeth.

"Bro, I totally Belgium Waffle Stomped that bitch last night."

Belgium Waffle Stomp by vezro July 22, 2014

Hoop Waffle

Talking crap - as in talking out of your hole.

Hoop = ring = hole = ass.
Waffle = rubbish.

Talkin ass-rubbish = hoop waffle

CDB was pretty drunk and stated talking some major hoop waffle.

He started hoop waffling out of him.

Hoop Waffle by leaners of ballycolon January 23, 2004

beef waffle

1. Formal pronunciation of the youngster acronym BFFL. May be liberally applied to all forms of the acronym.

2. Vagina.

3. A delicious meal made by cooking seasoned ground beef in a waffle iron.

Guy #1: "Yo dude, you wanna hang later?"
Guy #2: "Naw, I promised my beef waffle that I'd watch the Little Mermaid with him. Again."

Skank: "Ever since I slept with Joe my beef waffle has a nasty itch!"

Young Man: "I love my mom's warm beef waffle for lunch!"

beef waffle by AnUncleverPseudonym January 20, 2009