Two Dicks Deep

When you're to busy

Sorry Susan I cant hang out this weekend I'm two dicks deep in homework

by Rinucard April 10, 2019

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Two Shots of Vodka

Phrased used to describe a mixed drink that has an absurd amount of alcohol in it.

Dude, why aren't you finishing that drink?

I'm try man, this shit's got two shots of vodka in it.

by Komrade_Krunch June 10, 2019

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Tennessee Two-Step

When you impregnate a girl you met last night at the bar and then leave an upper decker in her toilet the next morning.

Paul got lucky last night, took this girl home and gave her the Tennessee Two-Step by morning.

by TN Decker July 21, 2019

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Two Hundred Foot Font

The two hundred foot font is the font used to put signs on the back of dump trucks that say "stay back 200 feet." The font cannot be read from more than 100 feet away.

Hey dad should we put up a sign to keep people from driving over the cliff? Yeah - use the two hundred foot font. - by Cornelius Trucker...

by We know it really is broken July 24, 2019

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This sexual act requires two men, a ladder, and a sexual partner. Have the two men stand on each side of the ladder, and the sexual partner in the middle. The sexual partner provides oral sex for both men, hence the Two Man Ladder Stand.

Me and Joe gave your mom the Two Man Ladder Stand last night!

by Dr. Quokka December 3, 2019

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