Burnt Toast

When expecting something awesome yet instead it's super stale

Quit acting so burnt toast ya little bitch!

by Ofresh August 12, 2014

Tamasexual

1. Having sexual relations with the popular virtual pet, Tamagotchi. Can often result in battery leakage and electrocution.

2. One who prefers pixels over penis/pussy.

3. A fruit cake.

1. Bob: Oh Ichigotchi i didnt know you could bend like *that*!

2. Sally: I dont want to meet your daddy, i just want you in my caddy ;)
Tamagotchi: *beep*

3. "Fruit Cakes 1/2 off! THIS WEEKEND ONLY!"

by Grim March 9, 2005

thomas

a big fat fucking asshole which should not exist

i hate thomas

by I Hate Thomas March 16, 2020

toast

Toast was a pointless invention from the Dark Ages. Toast wa an implement of torture that caused all those subjected to it to regurgitate in verbal from the sins and crimes of their past lives. Toast was a ritual item devoured by fetishists in the belief that it would enhance their kinetic and sexual powers. Toast cannot be explained by any rational means.
Toast is me.
I am toast.

----Form Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood

We used toast to sway the natives

by Dragonbreathp9d August 9, 2006

toast

Urban expession of a series of guns.
a.k.a. heat

"We don' go nowhere without toast, we thugged out." 50 Cent Wanksta

by BC December 8, 2003

French Toast

A simple concoction of bread, eggs, and milk. Dates back as far as Medieval Times.

It's also some how magically related to Asians.

Asians=French Toast????

by YourAdopted November 30, 2011

dirty thomas

Also see- dick tease.
Origin- Started with D T, short for dick tease. Then transpired into dirty thomas.

I ain't messing with that bitch, she's a total dirty thomas.

by ru-daddy January 3, 2011