Slow Turtle 

Colby Mekiliesky

Colby is a slow turtle. Matthew is also sometimes a slow turtle.

Slow Turtle by Suscammy December 9, 2018

The turtle is peeking 

When you have to take a crap so bad that it feels like it has already started to "peek" out your ass similar to a turtles head when it comes out of its shell.

The turtle is peeking. If I don't get to a bathroom right now, I'm going to shit my pants.

The turtle is peeking by RandomThoughtGenerator February 8, 2010

Muddy Turtle 

When ones male genitalia is coated in a thick creamy poop.

Ewww! Look at that muddy turtle!

Muddy Turtle by Chowberski December 15, 2019

Inverted Turtle

When an individual is performing oral sex on a male, they cup the balls in the palm of their hand and insert their middle finger into the bunghole. The term comes from the way the hand of the person administering it looks like a turtle that has been flipped over.

My girlfriend was sucking my dick and without any warning she gave me an Inverted Turtle. It felt so good I immediately busted a nut in her mouth.

Inverted Turtle by RJD/PVE April 16, 2020

Jisoo turtle rabbit kim

Jisoo's English name

" Hi I'm Jisoo turtle rabbit kim''
- Kim Jisoo

Jisoo turtle rabbit kim by liapuppy January 6, 2021

scared turtle 

When your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.

Ohhhh damn I got a scared turtle when that fat bitch Nicole tried to pick me up.

scared turtle by Ohhhh Donny August 22, 2007

Alabama Turtle Hatching

A sexual act between two consenting adults. During foreplay, one person lubes the others anus while performing felatio/cunnilingus. A hard boiled egg is then inserted into the anus. Once inserted, anal sex occurs until the egg breaks and the man ejaculates. Semen seeps out with the pieces. Resembling a freshly hatched sea turtle.

Last night was so much fun. We had extra hard boiled eggs from ramen night and used them to make an Alabama TURTLE hatching

Alabama Turtle Hatching by DirtStar17 June 4, 2021