One long, continuous turd purposefully left in the toilet by its former owner as a "trophy shit".
It spirals around the inside of the bowl, showing those who enter the John Q. Public afterwards just how supremely talented, artistic, and considerate, its manufacturer is.
It spirals around the inside of the bowl, showing those who enter the John Q. Public afterwards just how supremely talented, artistic, and considerate, its manufacturer is.
KAREN: Wow, that was fast!
WILLY: Yeah, well, I didn't use the John, because there was a coiled snake in one stall ...
KAREN: A coiled snake! Oh my God! Did you tell the manager?
WILLY: No, honey, someone left a big, huge, turd in the John. It stunk like Hell, and I wanted to flush it, but it was laying on top of a gigantic TP plug. And the other toilet had john cummings on the seat.
KAREN: Whose that?
WILLY: You know (doing a "jerk off" motion) like "dick cummings" or "peter cummings" but on the john.
KAREN: Oh.
WILLY: On the way back, I'm checking out the gas station across the street, maybe they take better care of their John Q. Public!
KAREN: I get it! You mean CUSTOMERS, right?
WILLY: Yeah, well, I didn't use the John, because there was a coiled snake in one stall ...
KAREN: A coiled snake! Oh my God! Did you tell the manager?
WILLY: No, honey, someone left a big, huge, turd in the John. It stunk like Hell, and I wanted to flush it, but it was laying on top of a gigantic TP plug. And the other toilet had john cummings on the seat.
KAREN: Whose that?
WILLY: You know (doing a "jerk off" motion) like "dick cummings" or "peter cummings" but on the john.
KAREN: Oh.
WILLY: On the way back, I'm checking out the gas station across the street, maybe they take better care of their John Q. Public!
KAREN: I get it! You mean CUSTOMERS, right?
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