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the nemisis of skiers and boarders the world over. Snowsnakes tend to like to warm them shelves on steep snow-covered slopes. Their white color makes them impossible to see while skiing or boarding. Often the cause for unxplained wipe outs.
dude1: Man, that was a killer wipe out!
dude2: Yeah, must have hit a fucking snow snake!
by BrutusMaxumus May 13, 2006
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A snake that travels under deep snow commonly in the area of upper michigan that causes you to loose your boot. the only way to catch one is to go to the deep snow in the middle of a field with a fishing net and six- pack of beer.
the damn snow snake took my boot help me dig it out.
by sexysnowbird August 01, 2009
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A Half owl half snake hybrids. Snowsnakes also have a sweet captain/cider tasting breast milk, live at least 30 ft below the snow and are Indigenous to Clare, Mi. Over the last few years their has been a thinning of the snowsnake population by careless snow tubers.
snowsnakes are not toys.
by Martin luther research party February 03, 2010
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This is what will crawl up your ass in the dead of winter if you have to take a shit outside, especially in New England.
Parent to child: don't go to the bathroom outdoors in winter, or a snow snake could crawl up your butt.

Man, I gotta take a dump but I'm afraid a snow snake will crawl up my ass!
by CJMO November 01, 2006
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A pejorative for Russians. Because they are sneaky cold-blooded reptiles, and also covered in snow
These fucking snow snakes are bombing Crimea

I hope the snow snakes stop uploading shit in Russian. I Sure would love Kingsman 2 in English. Instead of them snow snake clucks and whistles.
by Fuckrussia October 05, 2017
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