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the nemisis of skiers and boarders the world over. Snowsnakes tend to like to warm them shelves on steep snow-covered slopes. Their white color makes them impossible to see while skiing or boarding. Often the cause for unxplained wipe outs.
dude1: Man, that was a killer wipe out!
dude2: Yeah, must have hit a fucking snow snake!
by BrutusMaxumus May 13, 2006
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A snake that travels under deep snow commonly in the area of upper michigan that causes you to loose your boot. the only way to catch one is to go to the deep snow in the middle of a field with a fishing net and six- pack of beer.
the damn snow snake took my boot help me dig it out.
by sexysnowbird August 01, 2009
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When snow blows across the highway due to high winds, potentially blinding travelers. It’s name come from the way it shifts moves and slithers across the highway.
When we were driving there were “Snow snakeseverywhere
by The OG Christian March 04, 2019
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A Half owl half snake hybrids. Snowsnakes also have a sweet captain/cider tasting breast milk, live at least 30 ft below the snow and are Indigenous to Clare, Mi. Over the last few years their has been a thinning of the snowsnake population by careless snow tubers.
snowsnakes are not toys.
by Martin luther research party February 03, 2010
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This is what will crawl up your ass in the dead of winter if you have to take a shit outside, especially in New England.
Parent to child: don't go to the bathroom outdoors in winter, or a snow snake could crawl up your butt.

Man, I gotta take a dump but I'm afraid a snow snake will crawl up my ass!
by CJMO November 01, 2006
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