Uncle Steve

1. An absolute lad who loves to go throw boomerangs in thunderstorms with his delusional nephew.
2. A victim of the Australian government's scapegoating nature.

Nephew: "Hey! uncle steve, it's raining outside..."
Uncle Steve: Lets go throw some boomerangs, it'll cause an intense connection.

by trolololol1 October 25, 2019

Solid Gold Steve

A former punk rocker turned alcoholic piece of shit Solid Gold Steve has many claims to fame. He pioneered the act of shooting bottle rockets from his cock as well as his anus. He has cut himself and even almost killed himself with substance abuse. Steve has been severly beaten and vebally abused by the best of them. Solid Gold has fucked his share of dirty chicks and has even defeated a bout with the Clap. In 2004 Solid Gold was stuck in a Neck brace for months after having some wierd disease infect his pathetic back.
Steve is definitely legend in his own time. In '97, Steve was bangin' all the chicks and doing all the drugs, but now you can find the washed up punk rocker at any local dive singing along to any given David Alan Coe song.

Solid Gold Steve is truely a living legend, but did B -Vice really beat him up next to the half-pipe in '97?

by ThE LaTe JC March 24, 2005

Steven Colbert

America

Steven Colbert is America

by Steven Colbert. August 19, 2008

steveism

To do something brilliant, rather by innate capability or by some stupid coincidence of luck. No matter, those you rule, and those who abide by your rule think you are pure genius, even when you are being obtuse.

"If you are good to your customers and provide service, there is a strong likelihood they will re-order from you.What a steveism"

by Hayden Price May 27, 2006

steve jobs

Co- founder of Apple, provides crappy products and thinks hes god due to his ipod "masterpiece" and the imacs. His so called "macintosh" is what he supposedly thinks is vastly superior to a PC and makes fun of PC's through a marketing campaign called get a mac. His followers are gay sons of a bitches who have some kind of mental retardation because of their belief of Macs being "superior" to pc's.

P.S: He is hungry for money.

"Apple, Stealing your money since 1976"
"What kind of mental retard provides only 18 months of battery life for an ipod?!??!?! and then expects to replace it with a new one???!??"
"Steve Jobs"

by Ricky01 January 6, 2009

Preston and Steve

A collaborative effort between one or more individuals to play rock and roll, bust your balls and have a great time doing all in the process.

Preston and Steve totally rock!

by Rich Litwin February 25, 2005

Steve Jobs

Born in 1955 (the same year as Bill Gates), Steve Jobs is the co-founder and charismatic CEO of Apple Inc. He is one of the greatest innovators of Silicon Valley. Steve Jobs led the creation of the Macintosh, which was the first stable computer to have a GUI and a mouse. Subsequently, he was fired from the very company that he founded and went on to found another computer company called NeXT. Due to a miscalculated market approach, NeXT computers flopped due to their high price. However, he had another company called Pixar, which became his comeback.

Apple invited him back in 1997 and bought NeXT to create a new operating system, which became Mac OSX. Steve Jobs led Apple Inc. to create many new and innovative products including the iMac, iPod, iPhone, Apple TV, etc.

Steve Jobs is known for his domineering personality, but is also known for his keen vision in the technological future. He also the lowest paid CEO in the world with an annual salary of $1.

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Steve Jobs: "Look, the Apple keyboard is not small enough. So instead of a regular QWERTY keyboard, I want to make it like a cell phone keypad, where each key has three letters."

Apple employees: "That's such a good idea, Steve! We're already getting good ideas. How about if we--"

Steve Jobs: "No! No! This is a stupid idea! You're all fired, you assholes! If I can't trust you to tell me when an idea is stupid, why are you here? Get out! Right now!"

by Jeongf January 29, 2008