pussy shower

To get showered with a girls pussy and have her love juices splash and squirt all over you.

I was sucking my girlfriends pussy last night and I was getting a pussy shower all over my face as she came over and over again!

by paulmor909 November 11, 2013

Callie shower

When a girl squirts in your face

Dude, that girl gave me a Callie shower

by bigBALLS1558 February 4, 2015

Bathory Shower

When you walk in on your menstruating friend riding the shit out of some dudes dick and you get sprayed in the face with her period blood due to the pressure being induced by her furious pumping.

-Holy shit did you just kill somebody?
-Hell no I just walked in on Tessa banging Troy and got a Bathory Shower.

by treesap83 August 5, 2015

Angry Shower

The act of an individual taking a shower, and taking their rage out on various shower products normally used to cleanse the body.

I had a bad day at work. So, I took and angry shower,and inserted my penis into the shampoo bottle, pretending it to ve my co-workers eye socket.

by politeasfawk September 8, 2016

Gamer Shower

When a man jerks it in the shower

Jack: “Connor why were you taking so long in the shower”

Willem: “He was taking a gamer shower”

by WinterShit February 4, 2019

Get in the shower

Shut up.

Person 1: Something sarcastic.
Person 2: Get in the shower.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Shut up.

by Ducky V.M. Waddlesworth November 7, 2011

happy hour in the shower

The beginning of a night of drinking or end to a long day followed with a beer (or other alcoholic beverage) consumed while in a longer then normal shower.

1) It's Friday and I've worked all week, just as well start the night off with happy hour in the shower.

2) Gonna relax, go for a happy hour in the shower then sleep.

by adamyetikeats20 February 1, 2013