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Retard-Rave

;The Act of dancing like a mentally unstable humanoid when completely alone with very loud music.

;Dancing most likely infront of a computer screen flailing hands and shaking head.

;Usually an act while under the influence of a psychoactive drug, usually performed by an overweight person.
"Matthew is performing his retard-rave again, he thinks he's home alone."

"i think im going home, sit infront of my laptop, and have my own retard-rave, i got glow sticks."
Retard-Rave by KotaLSD April 20, 2010
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Retard Tinglies 

When you watch someone do something retarded, and feel embarrassed for them.
I just watched Joe fall down the stairs in front of tons of people. Man, I have the worst retard tinglies!
Retard Tinglies by dc1234567 July 26, 2011

retard happy 

In it's essence, an orgasm. You feel so good and so happy but you can't explain it, it's just good.
Man, she made me feel so good last night, I was like retard happy.
retard happy by theamazingsquid March 11, 2012

Retard proud 

The act of being so proud or happy about an accomplishment you bring it up randomly in conversation without any context or relation to the actual topic of discussion.
Tom- Hey Bob, did you catch the game?

Bob- Yeah I di...

Larry- I GOT NEW SEASHELLS FOR MY SEASHELL COLLECTION!!

Tom- ...Uhhh, cool ?

Bob- ...Yeah, nice...wow.

Larry - I was retard proud guys, sorry about that.
Retard proud by devildogg75 September 18, 2012

Retard Savant 

A person with no real talent or intelligence who thinks they are superior to everyone around them. Pretentious condescending people with no life experience.
Doug Lee said that his job is making him dumber by the day. He's such a retard savant.
Retard Savant by CapnShea September 8, 2016

retard martyr 

Someone regarded as a leader of his cause even tho he was a twat whilst alive.
If Trump got capped by someone at a rally he'd be a retard martyr

Retard O-Face 

When during the act of sex, one person is observed making a bizarre facial expression or expressions that make them appear to be mentally incapacitated, or at best, just looks silly.
Guy #1: So you hooked up with that girl last week? How is she in the sack?
Guy #2: Everything was good until she suddenly had this totally weird look on her face that stopped me cold/made me laugh
Guy #1: So she's got Retard O-Face?
Guy #2: Yep.
Retard O-Face by J.Noble October 2, 2016