pocket pickle

the act of getting a hand job through ones pocket

i jut got a pocket pickle when the teacher was not lokking

by pocket pickle December 8, 2010

painting the pickle

To pleasure oneself typically in a public toilet. Mostly in a portable outhose

Work was slow at the construction site so I went to the porta-potty and began painting the pickle.

by Mopopi March 3, 2016

Pickle Jarred

To work for a long time to get a sexually stubborn girl's panties, unsuccessfully, only to have another man come along and seal the deal in a much shorter period of time. This is often due to the first man getting the female's "juices flowing" and the second man profiting from it. This series of events is similar to someone working very hard at getting the top off a pickle jar, unsuccessfully, only to have a friend come along and pop the top off almost immediately, thus pickle jarred.

Charlie: "Dude, it's been like 3 months already! Tell me you finally got the panties from Jenny."

David: "Dude I wish I could, some juicehead douche from her gym pickle jarred me!"

Charlie: "All that hard work!"

David: I know dude, I know

by malle122 October 19, 2010

Bloody pickle

When a girl is on her period and she has sex causing the dick to look like a bloody pickle

Hey bro I got a bloody pickle last night from my girl

by queen pussy May 1, 2015

fuck pickles

In simple terms; saturday detention for theatre people.
An extra session in which actors preparing for a show gather with the objective of properly learning their lines.

Friend: can you hang out on Saturday?

Actor Friend: Can't i have a fuck pickles i need to go to for my amazing show Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead

by giules_95 October 27, 2013

sniff a pickle

To tell someone to buzz off.

When Derek was being anoying, I told him to go ’sniff a pickle'.

by \m/Ú∆Ú\m/ October 6, 2010

Jiggle Pickle

The act of a man jumping up and down or thrusting madly while naked and his pickle slaps from fupa to taint over and over making slapping sounds. Truly achieved during very warm weather and with little or no hair.

Jim loves to jiggle pickle while singing Christmas carols.

by jimbaround April 4, 2009