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Spandex Pants 

An expression used to describe somebody who is incredibly cheap and will rarely lend money - by wearing spandex pants they are being a tight ass
Friend 1: Hey man could I borrow a few bucks for the train?
Friend 2: Ummmm... I'd like too but I'm broke.
Friend 1: Woah somebody has their spandex pants on!
Spandex Pants by rfinch87 January 30, 2009

"I'm not wearing those pants." 

When something is uncomfortable or awkward, and you want to avoid it, or change the subject.
Someone says:
How did your date last night go?
You say:
"I'm not wearing those pants."

in my pants 

an indication that something erotic is going on in your pants.
Teacher: Put your blazers on, it's not over 25 degrees.
Pat: Oh, it's over 25 degrees alright... IN MY PANTS!
in my pants by esspat October 24, 2003

kick in the pants

1)Percieved as mostly negative external stimuli intended to have a lasting impact on the subject. Figurative speech

2)To be swiftly struck below the belt, but above the knees by another person's foot, while wearing clothing. Literally

3) To be struck with another's foot in the pelvic, groin, or rear end.
A mother took away her son's allowance, which was just the kick in the pants the son needed to start doing his chores.

September 11th was the kick in the pants that caused America to start actively hunting terrorists, rather than waiting for them to strike.

Johnny gave Don a swift kick in the pants, but luckily Don was not badly injured.

Liar Liar Pants On Fire 

In my experience when I was growing up," Liar Liar Pants On Fire" refereed to the ass whipping you would get if your parents caught you lying.You felt like your pants were on fire afterwards
Mom yelled"Liar Liar pants on Fire" when I was caught lying about skipping school.

In your pants 

A game that can be played by using the name of a movie, band, song video game, etc. This game is mostly played by kids in school, people wanting to pass time because there is nothing to do, and etc.
1. Crank dat... In your pants.

2. 8 crazy nights... In your pants.
In your pants by Kumaru March 8, 2008