urban dictionary

this smart one, also the site you go to when you've nothing else to do.

You are looking up Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary

by tox123 December 14, 2014

Urban Dictionary

A website for horrible people to define things.

Joe: Hey look up Russian Candy Cane on Urban Dictionary.
Bill: OK

TWO MINUTES LATER
Bill: OMG who the fuck who wrote that

by Hannibal lecter December 25, 2014

Urban Dictionary

Inaccurate catalyst for ignorant, bitter, myopic creatures to derive silly words that may absolutely no sense for fun to satisfy their own lame pathetic ignorant existence. Can dish it but sure can't take it or post it.

You created a new senseless word?! Okay let's post it on Urban Dictionary cause that's the only place where you can find other dumb stupid words.

by EffU January 14, 2015

Urban Dictionary

1. The website you are currently on.
2. The dictionary idiots use to act like a smart aleck

1. Hey faggot, you're on the urban dictionary
2. Since I used the urban dictionary, I'm a smart aleck, I now what everything means

by urbandorkionarian January 16, 2015

Urban Dictionary

A place where people with fucked up imaginations go and make up words. :)

Urban Dictionary is one fucked up place.

by revolution2424 February 6, 2015

Urban Dictionary

A website or app that you should use when feeling funny or creative. Can also be used at that point in the night where you will basically laugh at anything. This should only be done if you are with friends who are at that same point in the night or else they might think you are a crazy mother fucker. Another precaution you should take is that you may experience shortened breath. This will be caused by you laughing the shit out of your mouth because this site/app is the funniest shit you will see for a long time.

I nearly died reading some of the crazy stuff on Urban Dictionary.

by macobex1 March 2, 2015

Urban Dictionary

A site that was meant to be used for defining more informal words. What it actually turned into was something quite different. If you look up a name, you will see 16 million posts of either A) People who have a crush on the person with the name, or B) Someone who hates a person of that name. Also people share their politically incorrect views instead of properly defining a word.

Looks up 'Michael' on Urban Dictionary
Sees

'Michael: An amazing person with a great kiss and a big heart'

What the fuck is this?!

by ThatGuyWhoHatesEverything March 12, 2015