Orgasm of the mouth 

Something very delicious that makes a fiesta in your mouth when you eat it. Your tastebuds will salivate at just the thought of eating something so delicious.

The fudgy brownies were an orgasm of the mouth every time I ate them.

Orgasm of the mouth by Zoie Blue January 3, 2009

Dick In Your Mouth!

The phrase people say when trying to fuck up your focus when playing video games, sports or having sex.

(guy steps up to hit driver)
Guy: "silence please"
Douchebag: "Dick In Your Mouth!"
Guy: "Dammit Chris!"

Dick In Your Mouth! by mucusalarmclock November 22, 2011

look with your eyes, not with your mouth 

a response given to someone who always asks "have seen my ____." Especially useful when said person took little or no time to actually "look" on their own.

Stupid Roomate: "Have you seen my car keys?"

You: "Look with your eyes, not with your mouth."

look with your eyes, not with your mouth by Randomaxe October 26, 2012

Smegma-mouth 

1. When an individuals skin around the mouth has been coated with semen and the unwitting individual has let it dry.

'It looks like Scholfield had a good time last night he has a right smegma-mouth'

Smegma-mouth by Matt10101 January 19, 2008

where's your mouth? 

A bragging statement after you do something spectacular which is meant to be answered with dumbfounded silence.

Bruce and his beerpong partner Sally were losing 9 cups to 0. Suddenly, they proceeded to hit 10 cups in a row to steal the victory and Bruce exclaimed, "Where's your mouth?" Their opponents shook their heads and Bruce and Sally embraced.

where's your mouth? by toolguru January 5, 2009

Jerking your mouth off

When all someone does is talk shit and the more they do the more toxic waste comes out.

Guy: I can't stand John Walsh. All he does is talk about fugitives being on the loose! He needs to get a life!

Girl: Quit jerking your mouth off. I can smell the shit when you open it.

Jerking your mouth off by Luna Belle December 11, 2009

One in the mouth and one down south

When two males and a female participate in the act of copulation and one male's genitalia are in the mouth of the female and the other's genitalia are in either her buttocks or her vagina.

My friend and I wanted to have a threesome with a female from the workplace except we weren't comfortable with textbook double penetration so we decided to put one in the mouth and one down south.

One in the mouth and one down south by Jakovovich February 9, 2010