muffankle

a cankle with a muffin top

Holy shit dude! That chick over there has Muffankles!

by SurfNutRoxy October 9, 2008

Muff Biscuit

Any lint, debris, discharge, monkey, yeast, bread, Blood Biscuit, toilet paper, etc that might be in and or around a Muff. They are usually captured in a man's Muff Buffer during the art of cunnilingus.

Dude, I caught a ton of Muff Biscuits in my Muff Buffer the other night. I bet it was because of her new jean thong she was wearing?

by AJtheDude November 5, 2010

Muffa's

A quick wangster way of saying Mother Fucker!

You Muffa's are messin' with the wrong white boys!
Ya we gonna mess you muffa's up real good.

by Aliceinwonderland92 January 16, 2011

Muffa Dick

A dirty diseas ridden penis

Her: no, we can't fuck, i heard you got a muffa dick.
Him: but my hands work just fine ;)
Her: no! maybe you got muffa hands too!
Him: Muffa isn't a word. :/
Her: it is too muffa dick! >:O

by the Contortionist April 3, 2011

Muff bunny

A small piece of toilet paper caught in a muff

A muff bunny is like a dust bunny but not under the bed. Muff bunnies happen when a little bit of toilet paper gets caught in a muff and then is discovered by the tongue of a muff diver.

by Dr O December 2, 2011

Muff-nuts

Going down on a girl and finding peanuts stashed in her muff.

I was going down on some woman and I knew I was in trouble when I discovered the muff-nuts, this wasn't going to be a quick visit.

by Motherchuckler September 24, 2014

Muffet

Vaginal afro so outta control, all you can think of is Bert & Ernie.

That chick is so freakin raggedy, I bet she's got hella muffet.

by Hayterade22 October 15, 2017