Limo Ride

One hand jerking off the penis (the driver) and all five digits on the other hand inserted, or fisted in the anus (passengers), and the recipients screaming in pain or pleasure (the asshole hollering out the sunroof for attention)!! Everyone else looking on enviously!!

I really made a scene at the party last night when I gave Tiny a Limo Ride, I made him a star!

by Tooncez April 28, 2010

limber timber

(lim-ber tim-ber) Flaccid penis;

A person experiencing erectile dysfunction at an inoportune moment.

Unable to perform sex with vigor and vitality.

Sally finaly gave in to my advances last night and agreed to have sex with me but I was unable to perform with vigor and vitality because I had limber timber.

by rubtwostix October 18, 2011

Lima Boomerang

The Lima Boomerang is a condition that happens under extreme boredom. It is the act of pulling ones own genitals back between his or hers legs and inserting the tip of their penis or clitoris in their anus. This is done for entertainment, stress relief, and sexual pleasure.

Man 1. Have you ever heard of the Lima Boomerang?

Man 2. Yeah, I doing it right now!

by 8BallUD September 22, 2012

piss limber

to be knocked silly and fall down, much like a drunk

The hard left hook of Ali knocked Frazier piss limber.

by Chadman July 25, 2008

indian limo

The city bus.

welfare wagon retard rocket loser cruiser indian limo

by pr0n_j3r3my April 3, 2009

Limbo

When your poop is halfway out/halfway in and it doesn't move at all no matter how hard you try to push it out. It's in a limbo when MOST of the poop is inside and the tip of it is hanging out - that's when it's so hard to push it out.

When your poop is in a limbo (and you can't get it out) you have to wipe your anus a lot because it will be so, uh, shitty. And becareful, as solid poop content might fall on your tissue.

My shit was in a bad state of limbo today. I just couldn't get it out no matter how hard I pushed. Now I think I've got a little bit of poop sticking out in my pants (can't clean it off!).

by avialae October 8, 2013

Limp Dick

A dude who can't get 'it' up during sexual intercourse.

"Omg, Johnny is a limp dick!"

by bombshizzx3 June 15, 2009