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kaimanaokalanipo; kaimana or kai

he's my future husband, future childs(-rens) father, (currently) boyfriend, best friend, and soulmate. we got together when we were in middle school 3 weeks before our last year ended. he confessed via text, i got with him and didnt feel much up until fast foward a week later and omg! we would call everynight, went to our schools banquet together, and once school was officially over; summer break started, we'd text and call all day, and i just fell inlove with him more and more as the hours flew past us. we hung out three days a week, spent family bbq's together, my birthday, our schools plays cast & crew parties, hangouts, and it was lovely. i spent so much time with him this year and as of late i've been showering him with so much love because he really fucking deserves it. he's such an angel. im inlove with his beautiful and captivating eyes, his long and healthy lashes, his even eyebrows, and handsome jawline, his well curved and snub-ish button nose, his kissable lips, his sexy ass facial hair, hes a whole ass feast from his looks, a warm blanket or soft teddy bear OR sort of a yandere, i suppose, from his personality ♡, a sad, desprate, and lost but forgiving, fun, and uplifting soul from within himself and his irresistible, charming heart. hes my world, my universe, my everything. hes a god in my eyes and i strongly believe nobody else will ever replace him or even come near his high rank of status in my book. te amo mucho, mi amor, por siempre. mwaa.
"Kaimanaokalanipo; Kaimana or kai is my boyfriend. I love him so much, I'd practically 💀 a girl if she tries to pressure him into a relationship with her even after knowing he's with ME."
by hisfuture November 25, 2023
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Karina Everwood

Small, underground indie artist who performs shows and tricks whilst playing her original circus-core music! Slowly rising for her unique character and charm! She has a unique aesthetic, wearing several odd trinkets here and there she calls her "gifts" from her fans!
"Good morning, my friends!" Karina Everwood waves to her audience, using her signature catchphrase.
by Marie Lin December 16, 2023
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Oh my god! A Karim! What's a Karim you ask? Karim is a meh height brown boy, with a Dusty Divot for a chest (if you don't know what a dusty divot is, you're a Karim). A Karim is someone who studies every possible bus route to ever exist, and only uses 2. Karim is a spoiled brat. Why?? Because he couldn't wait for Christmas day to OPEN HIS FUCKING GIFTS. Spoiled ass bitch. Karim really has no life because on his spare time he memorizes every single country and currency. If you're lucky he might have some on him, and he can give you a life lesson ted talk about how rare and important or shitty that country's economy is. As I'm writing this, I'm being tortured by one of these ted talks. Instead of shaving his moustache like everyone else, he goes for his iconic cousin of Hitler look. oh yea did I mention Karim's brown. Yea! he's so brown, my friend said he look just like her uncle! He's fit to be anyone's brown uncle! He's got the physique, the glasses, the clothing, the hair, and the eyes!! If what you're picturing in your head is what you think a Karim is, you're right. in conclusion, Karim's a stick. Please make sure to comment, like, and subscribe, to see more of the best content the world has ever seen, and Karim.
never in my life would I have thought I'd be stuck with a Karim
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