tim joyce

shoplifter; also see alcoholic.

1. tim joyce got arrested for shoplifting.

2. the town alcoholic is tim joyce.

by youre mom(goes to college) January 25, 2005

Joyner surprise

A hatchet concealed in a plastic or paper grocery bag. Usually carried in public by little old ladies for protection from neighborhood criminals. Named after May, the first and only elderly person to reveal this neat trick to me.

Trying to steal Mrs. May's purse will only get you a Joyner surprise.

by Donavon L. January 3, 2008

joypee

To urinate oneself in an act of extreme happiness or joy.

Much to Jenna's embarassment, when Eric asked her out she joypeed!

by Ouikka June 30, 2009

joywhore

A person who claims to be happy all the time; this person demonstrates this by continually sharing positive sayings and seeming to never admit that life sucks at times. This person can easily be identified on social media outlets such as Facebook or MySpace by all of the status updates or wall posts that are chock-full of ways describing how wonderful life in general or a certain person in their life is. This person will rarely laugh at sarcastic jokes and seems unable or unwilling to truly experience or empathize with human emotions that are not positive.

The origin of "joywhore" was the brain of a Veterinarian who envisioned harm coming to those who cannot admit to having a bad day. This feeling of wanting to harm a joywhore is common among people who can have good and bad days and are honest about it.

Jen: "I'm having a really tough time right now. It seems everything is out of control and I don't know what to do."

Jackie: "No worries! Just turn that frown upside down! When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!"

Jen: *rolls her eyes and mentally thanks this joywhore for being useless*

ANOTHER...

Facebook status: "If you have (*insert selected person here*) who makes you laugh, who is always there for you, who shows you how wonderful life is, who brings sunshine into your life at all times, then post here."

*the joywhore posts these words on a regular basis*

by Jenthevet August 14, 2010

Joygasm

A joygasm is what you get when you see something so beautiful, you jizz out of your imagination.

"Did you play portal 2?"
"YES. I had a joygasm dude!"

by Iced_meteor October 30, 2011

Joyest

Displaying the highest level of joy; most joyful; extremely joyous, adj.

When Rimmel got a Sephora gift card for his birthday, he was the joyest he had been since he went shopping earlier in the day.

by Kookiekrumz July 29, 2014

Joyah

a loner in school, says she has friends but really doesn't, loves aesthetics. Is known to be emotional, and a crackhead and loves horror movies and paranormal/supernatural related topics, but is found to be a nice child

"Joyah is another copy of Giyuu Tomioka"

by Anon31495265 February 25, 2020