Tommy “The Tank” Jordan 

A monster among men.
A beast among creatures.
I am scared of him.

Notorious: Dude, why is that guy so good at sports? And he wears JEANS while doing so.

Bigfoot: Because, he’s Tommy “The Tank” Jordan.

Tommy “The Tank” Jordan by FCTrendz September 27, 2022

Jordan Leinenbach 

An extremely awesome human being. He is known to destroy all living things and make thousands of people bow in his majesty. He is also known as amazing.

Jordan Leinenbach has a huge penis!

Jordan Leinenbach by Annihilation July 30, 2008

Jordan Hays 

Beast person who is a sexy bitch! ladys fall on there nee's when they see him ! everyone loves him :) he is like a teddybear !

Omg jordan hays is sooo cute i would suck his dick any day

Jordan Hays by i lovejordan November 10, 2011

Jordan 

A small ugly man that would swap his anal viginity for a spunky flip-flop

You fat cunt jordan

Jordan by Ashtonladd November 9, 2015

Jordan 

a slightly color blind queer- acting male, with clinical depression due to the recent diagnosis of AIDS and having the shame of a barbie sized penis

A: Hey you! what color is that poster?
B: umm brown?
A: No, idiot its orange ha ha ha, stupid jordan.
B: dang it, im gonna go kill myself for having gay sexual intercourse with a midget and hopefully i live long enough to get a penis enlargment.

Jordan by Radio james January 18, 2008

Jordan 

Jordan is a vein person who acts modest but never truly is. He has a lot of friends and most are girls as he is a player at heart, always switching between them.

He is not loyal and uses people only when he needs them. He is an outgoing and fun loving person who enjoys popular music and follows the trend, never setting his own style.

He's such a "Jordan

Jordan by BlackHalo January 23, 2011

Jordan 

jawr-DAN
-verb
To be, or the act of being unfocused, unattentive, spaced-out, day dreaming, forgetful, ditzy, and a little bit lost and confused. Also, having the signs of early dementia or Alzheimers. Seeming to have ADD but isn't yet clinically diagnosed with the disorder due to either laziness or because they have forgotten that they may have it. Most likely the latter. In short, being a blonde.

Mrs. Gall always yells at that girl for jordaning during math class.

Jordan by Mary Whana February 14, 2010