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JONASIN

When you are jonsin to the extreme. (Named for P. Jonas who fell down a flight of steps when he blacked out from too much whiskey).
That black guy is jonasin because he didn't have enough money for a 40oz. or the Cleveland RTA bus and has to walk back to the projects in -17 degree temperatures with a windbreaker on.
by Cleveland Sucks February 8, 2008
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Jona-Tart

a personality type that is obsessed with the jonas brothers ie: me. a made up flavour of pop-tarts. just for clarifacation i Taylor Nesseth made this word up and its mine.
"my nickname is pop-tart. omg im a jona-tart. the new flavour of pop-tarts. CRAZY GOOD"!
by Taylor Nesseth October 10, 2008
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Jocasta

Jocasta is an ancient term for a mother who gains her strength from raising her sons.
When Karen's son won the hockey game, she felt as though she was ready to grab the stick and score a goal herself. She's a real jocasta mom.
by Stronggrrrrl July 12, 2018
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Jonah

jonah is a cutie, and has a great personality but he can be bipolar at times. he doesn’t have very much confidence and often gives up on himself. he’s very talented and a funny guy. jonah is someone who you would want as a boyfriend. he’s so caring and kind and always makes you feel better, even if he’s not in the best mood himself. jonah makes friends very easily and often sticks with ones that value his personality. he will crack you up with his amazing dance moves and funny jokes, but will also confuse you at times. but, jonah is overall amazing guy, and anyone would be lucky to be friends with him.
retard: i dont like Jonah

me: Jonah is the greatest person of all time how could you say that sped.
by gmoneyswag2004ganggang October 14, 2019
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jonah

A gay bitch that doesn't care about girls feelings. Has a fuck boy style and vapes and smokes weed on instagram and snap chat just to look cool. Hates all of his family even his dog too
Mom- how are you doing honey
Jonah- fuck off u dumb whore
by pu$$y killa 42o May 19, 2018
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Jonah

These are things you can recognize a Jonah by:
- They're very skinny and look unhealthy like they smoked a bunch of kush blunts instead of sleeping
- You also can call them 'Klojonahs'
- They usually don't do any kind of sports.
- They talk a lot about politics and why you should vote for D66. They will offend you, when you vote for another party.
- They have a great sense of humor, but are very close-minded to other people's jokes.
- They often do a lot of unsuccessful karate tricks without any reason
- They dance when they feel depressive
- They will often stare at a wall if they're bored
- They usually play a silly game on the computer with three other no-livers. When the holiday is the over they realize how they wasted their free time
- They don't know what they want to do in the future, because they have no further interests than brag about Pechtold and talk about how they conquered a piece of land in a game
- They don't talk a lot to girls, usually when a girl is very close to them, they look away.

- When you joke about them having a relationship with a girl, they become angry
"That unhealthy blonde looking piece of trash actually has a great sense of humor, that's Jonah"
"Jonah always disapproves my jokes, whyyyy"
"Jonah and Jetta should have a relationship, but he doesn't like the idea"
by BatroniekBochtwerper February 18, 2018
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Joass

Slang shorthand used in similar context as "Whatever," "You so crazy" or "Get your ass out of here." Often used in response to something absurd.
"Hey, I'm going to run 100 miles non-stop."
"Joass!"
by shadowboxer8 August 16, 2012
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