fishing with Jack Twist

engaging in gay sex

So James and Brian just left to go fishing with Jack Twist.

by Elphabecca January 26, 2010

quack quack no seat jack

Something a person says after taking another person's seat.

Person 1 - "Why'd you take my seat?"

Person 2 - "QUACK QUACK NO SEAT JACK!"

by Zeropunctuation December 3, 2013

Reverse Magic Jack

The Reverse Magic Jack is akin to the Magic Jack, but whereas the Magic Jack involves a guy getting his unit worked whilst he is unconscious, in the Reverse Magic Jack, the Jackee enlists the help of an unconscious Jacker to stroke his unit for him.

John awoke with a nice stiffie, but his girl was fast asleep. Rather than beat his own meat, John guided her hand into position, and Reverse Magic Jack happiness ensued.

by 165er February 23, 2014

draw-me-jack

1. Adj. A sexual glare. A come hither selfie. A seductive pose like the one Rose gave Jack in the movie about the botat that met with the large piece of ice.

I think she wants the D, she just posted a draw-me-jack on IG.

by chanthethird October 9, 2014

removed the headphone jack

doing something unexpected, often met by backlash

The EU removed the headphone jack when they voted to ban memes.

by psuedonymnmn August 1, 2018

Jacket and Jack It

The motion of getting your jacket, placing it over your crotch area, sliding your arms under the fabric, reaching for your dick with a hand, and masturbating away. The move is usually used for concealment when in a public area while having a very high sex drive.

Isaiah: Yo bro, I got nudes from her yesterday while I was in Walmart and I just had to jack off then and there using the jacket and jack it method

Brandon: Really bro? I got caught and kicked out of Target for doing that

Brian: I don't use the jacket and jack-it method. I just take my dick out in public and jerk off in front of everyone

by DuncanDonuts October 27, 2018

Pull a Jack

Pull a Jack

A Jack is someone who has the ability to find and say something perverted for everything, even if it is totally unrelated to sex.

Can you not make sex jokes for just this one period because you always pull a Jack like that.

by NoBullying,jk Idc January 17, 2019