Iron man

Fatal masturbicide by fall

I'm going to have to do an Iron man for not getting laid before 20

by ironmaiden7 August 4, 2022

Ironic Insecurity

To act as if you’re insecure about someone else’s actions, when deep down you know it’s because you’re committing to misdeeds.

An exchange about Ironic Insecurity -

Jack: It was messed up for Julie to blame her boyfriend, Christian, for cheating because he spoke to one of his female friend's, he didn’t do anything that was wrong.

Denis: That’s what I was thinking. And the worst part is that Julie was caught cheating on Christian with another guy last week and he doesn’t even know it.

Jack: It just goes to show that she’s ironically insecure.

by Suburban Definer February 28, 2024

Iron man

A rich orphan with heart problem

Iron man is rich boiiiiii
person #10000: Y E S .

by anonymous August 18, 2021

Iron Maiden

Iron Maiden are an English heavy metal band formed in Leyton, East London. The band formed back in 1975 by the bassist and primary songwriter Steve Harris. Their discography has grown substantially over the years and consists of 41 albums. 17 of those are studio albums, 13 live albums, 4 EP'S and 7 compilations. Bruce Dickinson is the front man of the band who began his career just fronting in pubs, then built his career path to new high to performing around the world as the frontman of Iron Maiden.

In my opinion, Iron Maiden are the best metal band of all time due to:

1. Intelligently written songs
2. Kick-ass guitar solos throughout their songs
3. An amazing lead vocalist of the band

by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022

Iron butthole

An iron butthole is in reference to a tight butthole in which one can withstand a through ramming and bounce back like nothing ever happened.

“It’s colder than an iron butthole in here Lindsey!”

“Yo I just fucked the shit out of this girl, she got that iron butthole.”

by OC2594LIFE December 3, 2020

Iron foot

Witnessing someone giving themselves a foot-j*b while in a iron lung

"Grandpa could go without giving himself an iron foot"

by anon5548 May 17, 2025

Tiger Irons

The "heavy duty" evil twin to the famous pro-golf player.

Nobody wants to caddy for Tiger Irons, since all of his clubs are super-weighty metal-headed drivers --- no sissy wimpy "tree-fiber" drivers for HIM, thank you very much!

by QuacksO May 18, 2019