ipoop is a term describing an elongated time spent on the toilet while going number two due to using an iphone.
by Schyby June 3, 2009
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Man, I saw this chick at the bar, she was Team iPhone!
Man, I saw this chick at the bar, she was Team iPhone!
by YoungMarshian April 22, 2013
Get the Team iPhone mug.noun: when two or more people eat a meal while wearing there ipods. Often, the people will never speak to each other.
Dude: those two people enjoying the ipod meal have completely lost any sense of humanity.
Other Dude: indeed.
Other Dude: indeed.
by PENIS PATROL March 14, 2006
Get the ipod meal mug.An acute condition which renders the sufferer incapable of remembering why he or she unlocked their iPhone, even when this was done as little as one or two seconds previously.
It arises due to the multitude of gleaming white numbers in little red circles presented to the sufferer once the phone is unlocked, indicating suddenly riveting unread emails, thrilling Facebook and Twitter messages, essential weather forecast for tomorrow, exciting app updates, tantalising missed Skype calls, potentially life-changing calendar invites and many, many more, which inevitably cause the sufferer to forget immediately what they were actually supposed to be doing, e.g. making a simple phone call.
It arises due to the multitude of gleaming white numbers in little red circles presented to the sufferer once the phone is unlocked, indicating suddenly riveting unread emails, thrilling Facebook and Twitter messages, essential weather forecast for tomorrow, exciting app updates, tantalising missed Skype calls, potentially life-changing calendar invites and many, many more, which inevitably cause the sufferer to forget immediately what they were actually supposed to be doing, e.g. making a simple phone call.
She: Why didn't you pay the credit card bill?
He: I was going to but when I looked at my phone, I saw five new emails, which I had to read, and a missed Skype call, which I had to return … and then I forgot what I was supposed to do. Sorry, I think I've got iPhone Blindness.
He: I was going to but when I looked at my phone, I saw five new emails, which I had to read, and a missed Skype call, which I had to return … and then I forgot what I was supposed to do. Sorry, I think I've got iPhone Blindness.
by Simon2072 February 1, 2013
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by elle. July 21, 2005
Get the iPoding mug.when you get everything - parties, food, drinks, hair, makeup, clothing, travel, etc - for free because you know all the right people, key words and hook-ups, and because you're a hustler. if you fall in this category you transcend the traditional "V.I.P." title. There's very important people and then there's FREE.I.P - the ones who have figured out how to get all the same benefits through various hustling methods. also known as the inner circle, elite hustlers, hooked up crew, those in the know, and the promoter's best friend. for more info go to strawvsgold.com. the author is the founder and quintessential example of FREE.I.P.
"I'm so broke I can't go out tonight".
"Don't trip, we FREE.I.P homie!"
"How did you get your hair cut and dyed 4 times this month?"
"I'm a model for the salon training institute. Straight FREE.I.P. baby!"
"Don't trip, we FREE.I.P homie!"
"How did you get your hair cut and dyed 4 times this month?"
"I'm a model for the salon training institute. Straight FREE.I.P. baby!"
by FREE.I.P for life August 30, 2009
Get the FREE.I.P. mug.Something worth pausing one's iPod (or other portable music player, such as a Walkman or portable CD player) in order to hear more clearly.
by onshi May 5, 2006
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