3 definitions by PENIS PATROL

Peenie Mole

Noun: A small mammal that lives in the male genital area, below the lice but above the bumps.

Dude: Man that itches.
Girl: What?
Dude: My peenie mole. He won't pay the rent.

by PENIS PATROL March 3, 2006

noun: when two or more people eat a meal while wearing there ipods. Often, the people will never speak to each other.

Dude: those two people enjoying the ipod meal have completely lost any sense of humanity.
Other Dude: indeed.

by PENIS PATROL March 3, 2006

(Pronounced "Peen-uh Patrol") Noun: The act of patrolling for phallic objects and simulating hand coitus upon them.

Patroller: I'm on Penis Patrol!
Dude: What's that?
Patroller: You're either on it or you aren't.

by PENIS PATROL March 3, 2006