Long Island Taco

First, you take a dump in between a chicks boobs while she's laying down. Second, squirt jizz on top. Third, push her boobs together creating the taco shell.

I brought this crazy skank back to the crib and gave her the Long Island Taco last night.

by CrazyBiznitchLIRepresent January 12, 2010

long island girls

dumb girls who wear their hair in messy buns and think it looks cute. flip flops and sweatpants are daily attire because theyre from victoria's secret. big juicy bags and school sweatshirts complete a snotty long island girl, along with a nasty attitude and an attitute that is better than everyone else. roosevelt field is their main attraction.

kaite: omg do you see those long island girls?
nicole: yea, they actually think they look nice
katie: they look like they just rolled out of bed.

by biancaaa January 15, 2008

Islamniac

Islamniac – 2008 - American - refers to a believer of the great prophet Muhammad who suffers from peculiar mental disorders because of a presumed genetically derived inability to sleep a full night. Frequently, people who suffer from islamnia can be seen prostrated on any floor and any time begging Divine Mind’s forgiveness for usurping love and in its place giving back non-love, often in concordance with comatose states of being. Origin LA Via Bagdad.

Only an Islamniac could justify, with his fatigued, hence, deranged mind that taking the life of another, (especially a female who is the Muslim world's first woman leader, a leader who posesses the worlds most highly treasured virtue, compassionate intelligence,)a totally acceptable course of action to take. A promise made from a doubtful integrity and perverse humanness says; "to kill, to die, to martyr, is a ticket to 72 virgin deaths."; or some such astonishing belief. It is well known throughout the hills of Mesopotamia that Muhammad is thought by most people in the know to be pretty much devastated over this pretty much most of the time.

by Scott Utley LA-CA January 10, 2008

long island sincerity

A form of sincerity that holds nothing back. Completely and totally honest. Every aspect is real.

jack: That band has long island sincerity.
sally: Yeah, they remind me of Brand New.

by Leslieeee February 10, 2008

cunt island

often abbreviated to just "CI", cunt island is a place where cunts go or can be found, often in mass groups. if one were to be looking for a group of people who could be labeled as "cunts" or wanted to classify someone with the traits of a cunt, they could put them in this group.

"That guy cut me off! Oh, he must live on Cunt Island"

"I hear there's a luau tonight on Cunt Island, i bet that stupid guy is going"

by readytoluau25 June 13, 2008

Staten Island

The shit hole of NYC. A place that is an embarrassment to the rest of New York and we admittedly want to give it away to New York's bastard son, New jersey. However, not even Jersey wants it. Its only connection to NY is through the Verazzano Bridge which connects Bay Ridge to SI. Most of the people are Rich white guido types like in Bay Ridge but the Brooklyn kids are cooler because they arent from SI. Most of the SI kids pretend they are from Brooklyn because they are embarrassed of it themselves. No one has any reason to ever go to SI.

Gumba Johnny: Yo, where you from?
Staten Island thug: Bay Ridge Brooklyn on Main street dawg!!! hOLLLLAA
Gumba Johnny: That street doesnt exist in Bay ridge, you're from Staten Island arent you?
Staten Island thug: shit! dammit...yeah...

by BKBOY February 4, 2007

Long Island, N.Y.

Consists of Irish and Italian kids, beer pong and flip cup, Hollister and Abercrombie, spray tans and big sunglasses, Montauk and The Hamptons, Corona's and Yager Bomb's, Boardy Barn and Neptunes, house parties and keg stands, Escalades and Mustangs, barbeques and beaches, soccer and lacrosse, cocaine and ecstacy, bars and boats, 5 bedroom houses and 2 car garages, Fire Island and Nautical Mile, steroids and boob jobs, bank accounts and bad accents.

It's pronounced "LawngGuyland" by its inhabitants.

Beware while traveling through this desolate land known as Long Island, N.Y. They migrate in large packs and are usually highly intoxicated. However, you may rest easy America, these white, fist pumping creatures rarely venture outside this suburban jungle.

by ayyo246 March 3, 2011