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Islamniac 

Islamniac – 2008 - American - refers to a believer of the great prophet Muhammad who suffers from peculiar mental disorders because of a presumed genetically derived inability to sleep a full night. Frequently, people who suffer from islamnia can be seen prostrated on any floor and any time begging Divine Mind’s forgiveness for usurping love and in its place giving back non-love, often in concordance with comatose states of being. Origin LA Via Bagdad.
Only an Islamniac could justify, with his fatigued, hence, deranged mind that taking the life of another, (especially a female who is the Muslim world's first woman leader, a leader who posesses the worlds most highly treasured virtue, compassionate intelligence,)a totally acceptable course of action to take. A promise made from a doubtful integrity and perverse humanness says; "to kill, to die, to martyr, is a ticket to 72 virgin deaths."; or some such astonishing belief. It is well known throughout the hills of Mesopotamia that Muhammad is thought by most people in the know to be pretty much devastated over this pretty much most of the time.
Islamniac by Scott Utley LA-CA January 10, 2008
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Islamic Satanism 

Islamic Satanism is the a Spiritual Sub Religion that derives from Satanism & Islam combined that is in the reverse reference to The Devil Iblis That is God in the Religion and not God.

Islamic Satanism is a Spiritual Holy Spirituality Created From The Devil Himself from his Scriptures of The Old & New Testament of Demon Sigils of Iblis.
Person1:Hey What Religion Do You Practice?
Person2: Islamic Satanism

Person1:What's That I Thought Islam is About God And Satanism is The Worship of the Devil
Person2:No it's a Sub Religion That Combines Both and it worships just The Devil Iblis but it's in Islamic Text Letterings and We Don't Worship God We Worship Iblis is Our God.
Islamic Satanism by I.S Akbar February 26, 2021

Islamic Sultanate of Qarsherskiy 

A micronation which borders the US state of Virginia known as Qarsherskiy.
I went to see Sufis whirling dervishes in the Islamic Sultanate of Qarsherskiy and had a great time.

Islamic Floppaism 

Islamic Floppaism or Islamo-Floppaism is a movement of people who are Islamic fundamentalists and adore or admire Big Floppa and/or floppas. A person who believes in Islamic Floppaism is called an Islamic Floppaist or an Islamo-Floppaist.
Islamic Floppaism is when you are Islamist and adore or admire Big Floppa.
Islamic Floppaism by poggers69420 October 26, 2020

islamicide 

The heinous act of murder caused by a believer of Islam using his own body to deliver a bomb.
the muslim was pissed he did not get his 72 virgins in heaven after his act of islamicide.
islamicide by em bee kay January 14, 2008

islamwich 

noun: A sandwich which may contain various kinds of fillings, except pork.
Hassan's islamwich contained an assortment of halal approved meats and vegetables - but NO PORK!
islamwich by pens nizzle July 15, 2007

islamickanye

"Yo, is that @islamickanye"
"Ma'Sha'°Allah"
islamickanye by prodkikii July 13, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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