Serpaco Hipster

A Hipster who has gone so far down the rabbit hole he/she can't tell if they are being ironic anymore.

Defined by the Gentlemen Scumbags podcasts hosts Mike Burns, Mike Bridenstine and guest Kyle Kinane.

That Serpaco Hipster can't tell if he likes wearing those cartoon sunglasses and doing the chaleston, but he's in too deep to stop.

Gary's gone Serpaco Hipster on us, he's trying to bring back oversized dumbells and full body bathing suits.

by EgoManiacs February 15, 2012

mall hipster

see mallgoth/mall goth

obnoxious, rich teenage girls who blindly follow the hipster trend, thinking they're incredibly original. they listen to grouplove, one direction, lana del rey, the smiths, young the giant, and walk the moon. they can easily be spotted by long, straightened hair, a nose piercing, an iphone 4s, and an urban outfitters top that says "free spirit" or something.

person a: omg look at those mallgoths what is this, 2004?
person b: not half as bad as those mall hipsters

by judgementalandpretentious July 13, 2012

northwoods hipster

A hipster that prefers flannel or some type of long-sleeved overshirt with a "lumberjack" or tartan design, has a beard and "nerdy" black glasses, is probably tattooed, and who has extensive knowledge of single-speed bicycles. A blend between a hipster and a dirtster; more the former than the latter. The northwoods hipster is quite popular in Minneapolis, MN. They are typically spotted at organic foods stores such as Whole Foods.

Image of a "northwoods hipster": Picture a slimmed down Zach Galifianakis wearing tartan and riding a single-speed bike.

by manroy August 19, 2012

alt-hipster

A hipster whose image (appearance, musical taste, choice in foods) is defined by how little they adhere to typical hipster norms at any given time. Often, an alt-hipster runs two or three trends behind the hipster trends in an effort to show that they weren't really noticing what was going on and just now realized this was cool when finding last year's finds in the bargain bin at Salvation Army and hearing this music on Amazon Prime.

Q: What should I wear to this thing?
A: You're an alt-hipster; whatever the fuck you want.

by Squee-Z T March 5, 2017

Portland Hipster

Usually defined as a person who:

A. Drinks PBR
B. Has the money to bath, but doesn't

C. Cuts their own hair, badly.
C. Wears "Ironic" 80's clothes
E. Has a bike
F. Has a beard
G. Rolls their pant legs up to high

"Blank is such a Portland Hipster. Just look at him with his brand new bike, riding down the middle of the street drunk on PBR. It even looks like he cut his dreadlocks last night in his bathroom!"

by Lostboy23 May 10, 2009

Reverse-Hipster

Since a hipster likes everything before it becomes popular, a reverse-hipster likes things after they are already popular and run into the ground.

i.e. a hipster that is late for things.

Friend 1: You should read the Hunger Games!
Friend 2: I'll read them after everyone is done with them. I don't feel like jumping aboard this train right now- they're all finished reading already so I won't be able to catch up.
Friend 1: You're like a reverse-hipster....

by Bridgette Loaf April 8, 2012

Hood Hipster

A more gangsta version of a Hipster. Exemplified by listening to rap, ghetto mannerisms, and occasional gangsta speech but still retains the apparel and sensibilities of a Hipster.

Hipster 1 - "Man, what's up with that guy?"
Hipster 2 - "I don't know, he's like one of us...but not"

Hood Hipster - "Fuck yo couches BITCH!"

by Hood Hempster March 16, 2011