Glumpinkin

Having sex with a pumpkin

-The pumpkin has to be moldy

-The pumpkin has to be carved

"Bro, I'm so horny I could go for a glumpinkin."

by Я ненавижу ты лил ниггер April 10, 2024

Grimp

(Verb) To turn somebody into an anime girl and bang them viciously

I wanna grimp you!

by normlgai April 16, 2024

Glumping

The act of sealing a man's urethra to prevent the escape of semen during any sexual act. This can be done by many methods; sealing, clamping, or clogging ones urethra.

My girlfriend and I tried glumping for the first time, it was painful but in a good way.

by Forest Glump June 2, 2024

Glumpy

Getting a hummer on the throne

I was drinking a Guinness whilst getting a glumpy

by wrgrbl June 23, 2024

Grimple

A small gnome wizard sometimes called his full title "Grimple the Wizard" known for teaching magic incantations from the magic style known as "Negromancy" such as:

Nigronius Sumonous
Cauconius Sumonous
Penis Dementus (Pronounced Pen-iss)

I got taught a new spell the other day by my spellmaster Grimple the Wizard.

by ReneGod September 28, 2024

Glumpy gimpy

The word for an unknown creature who causes extreme misfortune everywhere no matter how big or little

Man. I lost my phone. Must have been the glumpy gimpy.

by Alex the alien bunni! October 19, 2024

Grimp

"Grimp" is an extremely demeaning slur commonly used against Glugma's.

"Its just like, the worst thing anyone can call another person"- Jeffcraft

"You are a fucking GRIMP, go and fall over mate, I'm done." "Get your Grimpy self a potato milkshake, and THEN we'll talk."

by KabeBRUH November 8, 2024