Glass Tastes Good

A word that means aboslutley everything

Glass Tastes good Glass Tastes Good, Glass Tastes Good Glass Tastes Good?

by Glass Tastes Good May 31, 2004

Glass Onion

Brittish slang for a monacle, inspired the Beatles' song, Glass onion.

Looking through a glass onion

by Caseyjk November 30, 2006

Glass Pie Plate

When you have a person hold a glass pie plate over their face and you take a shit into it.

"That girl would not let me leave the party until I gave her a glass pie plate"

by J-Bills March 12, 2008

glass eye

To ejaculate upon the eyeballs of a passed out person. Seimon will dry, given the time of the intoxicated indivisual. in the morning, when they awake, they will not be able to open their eye lids. Glass eye.

"Sonova bitch passed out on my couch!" said Paul.
"Fucker, won't wake up either," dilgently spoke Ray.
"I put sighns out saying, DON'T PASS OUT HERE, PARENTS WILL BE HOME IN THE MORNING!" Paul complained, folding his arms.
"Dude, just skeet on his eye balls, the glass eye," Ray skirmished to say.
Eventually the morning spoke through the east end of town...
Tom Cruise raises stretching, but soon, he panics, "DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK, I CAN'T OPEN MY EYES! i'M FUCKING BLIND!!! AGHHHH... ARGGGAAHHHHH!!! NOOO!! NO! NOT ME, NOT FUCKING, ME! AGGGHHH!!!! AGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GAH! AGHHH, NO, NOOO NOOO! PETER PAN!!!! AGHHHH!!!"

And tada, there is a moral to this...

by Dr. Dong Coyote October 24, 2008

glassons

Alongside Hannahs, Hellensteins - A Horrible Female Clothing Store where clothes that nobody would be caught dead wearing in Iran, Pakistan or Palentine are sold, Customers and Staff are referred to by the Aotearoa Revolutionary Brigades as Scum, Slappers, Prostitutes, Whores, Bitches, Preps, Skanks and oughta be stoned to death or tied to the back of a pick-up truck at WestpacTrsut stadium and driven around the stadium at hight speed until they expire and Every Single Glassons store in the entire country be burnt down or bombed by a suicide bomber - regardless of weather or not staff/customers are inside or outside the store

Glassons = The Whorehouse and Great Satan of the South Pacific

by Brother Number One October 21, 2003

glasses twat

A somewhat nerdy, often academically gifted person who dislikes physical activity, and also happens to wear spectacles.

Mum: "Benny, why don't you go and join the local chess club?"
Benny: "No way am I going to hang around with those glasses twats."

by Dr. Sven June 3, 2006

glass

adjective: a computer programming term for code that has been so poorly constructed that if it is altered in any way, it will no longer compile or run without major refactoring.

"Don't try to change anything in that class; its a total piece of glass!"

by Cynamon December 3, 2005