Triple Crown

Getting a Blowjob while taking a Shit and eating a Sandwich

I heard Darin pulled off the Triple Crown..He can take that off of his bucket list.

by Lt. Short Bus October 26, 2011

crowns

the philadelphia-area pronounciation of the word "crayons"

"i need red and blue crowns for my project"

by duckey_rox February 9, 2010

Crown's Disease

A medical malady where the sufferer constantly has feces nearly protruding from the anus. The poo has yet to be "pinched off" or broken away from the remainder of the turd still inside the rectum. Some call this condition "turtle heading" or simply "crowning" (a reference to the birth process). Much research has gone in to curing this terrible disease but as of now only symptoms can be treated. Such treatments include adult diapers, stool hardeners and stool softeners.

Crown's Disease can effect both undergarment and odor masking budgets for any and all sufferers.

Ultra Dan: Man, I hate those David Garrard commercials where he bitches about his Crohn's Disease. That ain't nothing. I got Crown's Disease.

Salty: That sucks, man, constantly touching cloth. What's your underwear budget for a year?

by The Original Slim Bavis January 8, 2009

crowbar

To define someone who is not making any sense, or acting stupid, or defining any act of stupidity.

Jack left his card in the ATM machine for the third time, what a crowbar.

by pfunk325 March 14, 2010

Brown Crown

When someone sticks their finger in his or her anus and then wipes it around the crown of your head.

Ugh, that stripper just gave me a glaucoma test, then a brown crown.

by Leon the smurf October 8, 2007

Triple Crown

(n) Having sex to completion in the vagina, anus, and mouth of a willing participant; (v) the act of performing a Triple Crown

I Triple Crowned Jane last night...

by Top_O_The_Mornin_2_Ya June 26, 2006

Crowther

When you screw something up so horribly that it is completely irreversible and unforgiveable. Also puts a damper on your day, week, month, year, and even your life.

Girl Roommate: "You hooked the jumper cables up wrong and now my car is completely dead!"

Guy Roommate: "Yeah, you really crowthered that one!"

by bobbyseverorsam July 27, 2009