crowned

v. To hit/beat someone on the head with a large blunt instrument, usually an iron, or something of similar stature. Usually this action is carried out as a direct result of someone not following specific orders, hence a punishment.

If you do not stop snoring in a minute, I am going to crown you.

by Splinkio December 9, 2003

Crowned

Pronounced Cr - Owned

A derivative of Owned, used when beaten by a player with lesser skill

" Aww man, I ran of of ammo and that n00b CROWNED me "

" Dont fall asleep at your keyboard, some weaker player might sneak up and CROWN you."

"WHAAT! How'd he do that!?! I just got CROWNED!!"

by Ironbug March 7, 2008

Crowned

the act in which a person proceeds to ejaculate on someone's forehead after suffocating them with a pillow

Last night I was fuckin' this one broad and she had me choke her. Once she was out, I finished up on her forehead. CROWNED BITCH!!

by Pillow Princess July 31, 2009

crowned

When one is killed with a headshot in either the original Halo or Halo 2.

You just got crowned bitch!

by Adam E. July 31, 2005

Crowned

The act of receiving a crown or having a crown placed on one's head. For example in the video game Kirby's Return to Dreamland the character Magolor is crowned with the master crown after tricking Kirby and his friends.

You've been crowned the new ruler.

by 0Magolor April 15, 2022

Crowned

To drop serious cash on something that turns out to be completely useless, low-quality, or straight-up fake. Basically, when you flex too fast and reality humbles you.

“Bro, you got crowned again — £65 for 10ml of cooking oil?!”

by HeWhoFitsCarpets October 31, 2025

Crowned-hound

To be so drunk that all one is capabale of is to smoke more hounds and to drink more crowns.

Well biyz I'm not messing i was like a crowned-hound in the fling last night.

You will never get gowl when you are a crowned-hound.

by MrSkark December 16, 2005