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by Bugtits77 November 19, 2020
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consterned

1) Filled with consternation.
2) A general feeling of dread or impending doom.
I am consterned that the boss thinks that this schedule is even remotely possible.
by Joe November 8, 2003
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Palm Coast

a boring town thats full of old grumpy people that are too old to be police so they either drive around complaining or become a C.O.P. plus little fake jits that think they are bad shit but they are jus skinny little emo kids who all look exactly alike cuz know one here is smart enough to do sumthing original
Palm Coast - home of the newly wed and the nearly dead
by cubandude911 July 29, 2011
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constructive destruction

Destruction in which no one is hurt, with a positive end result, such as catharsis, joy, jubilation, uncontrolled laughter, a feeling of release, an elevated spirit, a sense of relief, a sense of empowerment, a sense of adventure, or just the satisfaction of doing something that you would never have done, otherwise. Specifically, the smashing of ceramic and glassware, in a place created for this purpose only.

The act of releasing negative or pent up energy in a safe, controlled environment, so as to avoid lashing out at others, and to perpetuate proper behavior in public.

Smashing something, and having an incredibly fun time doing it.

Packaged and introduced to mainstream America, and brought into widespread modern acceptance, by a shop in San Diego, called Sarah's Smash Shack.
John: "I need to do something fun and different tonight. I feel a little pent up and irritated by life in general. I think I'll go take part in some constructive destruction at Sarah's Smash Shack. Yeah, I'm going to smash some shit up, and let go of this crap."

Christine: "I've heard of that! Constructive destruction! Smashing shit, where no one gets hurt, and they clean up the mess. No regrets! What a great idea. I've got some crap, I need to throw away, too!"
by GingerMac July 4, 2009
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sexually constipated

the act of 'not gettin any'
Joshua hasn't gotten lad in 2 months. He's sexually constipated.
by the black avenger March 31, 2010
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foot coaster

Noun - typically an old magazine or newspaper that is placed between one's feet and the surface of a coffee table so that the oils and perspiration from the skin of one's feet do not tarnish the surface of afformentioned coffee table as said person uses said coffee table as a foot rest.
Yo dude! Why are you using the sports page as a foot coaster?! I was still reading that.

Hey bro...hand me your sister's copy of Cosmo to use as a foot coaster.
by Shoelace May 8, 2007
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Wizards of the Coast

The company behind such games as Magic: The Gathering, the first CCG and still the best after over 10 years.. and Dungeons And Dragons (Aquired by WotC when they bought TSR.)

Owned by Hasbro, they have recently added many horrible features to M:TG which has made the game too.. well.. stupid. They also now own Neopets. :-\
Dude 1: "Dude, I've got to get a Darksteel deck."
Dude 2: "Dude. Magic is passe."
Dude 1: "THAT'S IT!! I CAST URZA'S RAGE ON YOU!!!!!"
Dude 2: "...dude, we're not playing right now."
Dude 1: "Shut up."
by NobleArc February 25, 2004
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