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Kentucky Cleanse

When you use the left over oil from frying chicken for an enema before anal sex
We had fried chicken for dinner so I gave Alice a Kentucky Cleanse before taking the Hershey highway last night.
by Bagodicks69 June 23, 2020
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assnic cleansing

The rectal irrigation of an entire population. First done in Italy.
The odor was so horrific that the health inspector assnic cleansing
by tirtle March 28, 2017
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Social Cleansing

When you lose/break your cell phone and lose ALL your contacts. You are then forced to recall names and numbers of people long forgotten.
Frat Bro, "Dude arn't you gonna text your booty call for a late night rendez-vous?

Contact-less Friend, "No Bro... Due to social cleansing I am forced to meet new girls and get their numbers...
by DNealz14 May 11, 2009
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Religious Cleansing

The act of segregating, discriminating or mass murdering large groups of people due to religious differences. Often thought as purification, it is an ancient practice used to "cleanse the world" of anyone who is not a member of that particular religion. Anyone opposing the purification are imprisoned, expelled or slaughtered in the name of whatever god or diety posessed them to commit the atrocity.
Caleb: Whatever happened to the religious order that used to that religious bunch in the next town?

Dave: I heard they were rounded up and either taken away or executed. Something about a religious cleansing.
by Raven Camoran May 6, 2011
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cleansed suicide

suicide which is clean and quick to perform. cleaning your gun then "accidentely" pulling the trigger is one form of cleansed suicide, which was invented by some aussie private. that was the end of him. it is also when you use a limited resource of material availiable to perform a cleansed suicide. hanging yourself with a tie is one of them while in the office.
some dude#1: dude my wife just left me and someone taped over my favourite episode of 3rd rock from the sun..

some dude#2: well dude what are you gonna do about it?

some dude#1: dunno kill myself, what can i use?
* picks up a pen and sticks it in his throat*

some dude #1 : *gasp gasp gasp gasp arghh..*

some dude #2: RIFK cleansed suicide..
by HITMANHRT May 19, 2006
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Online Cleanse

Extreme measure you take when you get so sick of the Internet that you unplug from it; includes not using Email, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, and news sites.
I am so fed up with my online life that I will take an online cleanse for three days... I hope I´ll survive.
by rperazag August 27, 2010
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Bank cleansing

Where one or more people who are probably anarchist or communist ect. go into a bank and shoot dead every single employee in it. As an attack on the capitalist ecomomy.
Did you hear about that bank cleansing in the news?
by Deep blue 2012 June 18, 2010
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