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Clam Bake

ancient healing technique in which a poltice of hot seaweed and fish heads is placed atop a womans vulva. believed to cure syphilis and other s.t.d.'s.
"medicine man give wife calm bake, but still smell same to me. ugh!"
by pro-nun-see-A-shun March 25, 2003
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Clam Neck

To smoke a Blunt without ashing it. the Ash will look like a clam neck.
Damn son, that stressed me out, lets go clam neck this blunt.
by SnoopALoop21 April 16, 2008
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clam hug

sleeping next to someone and putting your arm on top of them, it resembles the top of a clam closing onto the bottom half.
slept next to my boyfriend and he gave me a clam hug all night.
by Mr. Penguins December 30, 2009
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Clam lapping

Eating snatch, rugmunching, giving oral pleasure to a woman.
Johnny loves clam lapping. He's happiest when he's snout deep in fresh snatch.
by Craig in the Hat February 20, 2011
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Clam Hunter

The act of searching and looking for another mans girlfriend with the intent to steal her.
That guy corndog is really acting like a Clam Hunter.
by Mr. Donk. June 16, 2009
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clam ram

Clam•Ram: Another term or slang for rough or prolonged sexual intercourse.
"Bro, I beat that pussy up all night. It was a total clam ram!"
by Charm City Foxx February 3, 2014
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Clam Land

The female equivalent of "tea bagging". A woman places her bare vagina on an unsuspecting individual's face.

Nonconsensual circumstances are most prominent; however, if your partner asks for a clam land, it wouldn't be inappropriate to oblige.
"Can you believe Jimmy is passed out already?"

"Yea, that dickhead deserves a clam landing for being such a little bitch."
by Sauce Queen November 26, 2015
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