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bottle

a poor substitute for a dildo or a horny boyfriend with a raging hard-on.
When they said "Have a Coke and a Smile", they didn't mean having your X-ray technician finding your empty bottle in a
unusual place and try very hard not to break out laughing.
by Ben Dover November 7, 2003
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bottlenecking

Using a bottle, preferably a glass one, to aide sexual stimulation.
"The young doctoral intern was astounded to find the farmer's penis lodged inside of the coke bottle while bottlenecking."
by b-run July 31, 2007
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bott

når man er leeet
omg you are bott!
by Peter Parker April 22, 2003
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one fine bottle of Pepsi

refers to one hotass chick
Ma nizzle! Yo sista's one fine bottle of Pepsi motha f*cka.
by ARANAR July 23, 2003
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Tussionex (aka Death in a Bottle)

Part C
Death - Another small side effect of DIAB is, well. DEATH of course. Many people experience heart stoppage upon the entry of this "medicine" into their system. Many doctors have explained the cause of this as the "Double Influx Effect" or DIE. When the body swallows a substance, such as Death in a Bottle, it immediately tries to reject and expel to fluid, but DIAB is designed to prevent this. When DIAB detects the body's defense mechanisms, it springs into action exploding the user's heart. This is caused by the "Pre-Oxidization Pulsation" or POP. A user is often unable to breath after tasting/smelling such a fowl mixture as DIAB, which causes DIAB to enter it's POP phase. Oxygen is needed in order to prevent this occurrence, but many users cannot overcome this sensory attack and perish in the process.
"Aww, man. My chest hurts so bad... I need some medicine." Poor soul heads over to the medicine cabinet and opens it up. "Oh, no.... I only have Tussionex (aka Death in a Bottle)... You son of a bitch. F*** this, I am going to chew on glass, would be way more satisfying."
by Heavensfury January 10, 2010
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auschwitz in ze bottle

Normal people: hey bring the bug spray to kill that mosquito.
German person: Bring ze auschwitz in ze bottle to kill ze flying jew
by papafucktard February 24, 2017
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bottle

An abnormally large Penis. One that will satisfy and woman. Commenly used to confuse small children to make them think they are understanding
There is no way you dick is as large as my bottle.
by "E" to the "ric"/hollywood December 6, 2006
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