shame attack

A reaction of embarrassment/ self-hatred.

I can't believe I spent £150 in Primark on Saturday, I'm having such a shame attack!

I'm having a major shame attack! I can't believe I did that!

Whatever you do, make sure you don't get a shame attack in the second post. You've done nothing to feel bad about.

He had a major shame attack when I found out he'd been chirpsin other girls.

by Eliza Jagger September 19, 2006

burger king attack

Right after eating Burger King you will need to take a crap, and 99% of the time it's diarrhea.

Oh shit, someone's in the bathroom! *knock* *knock* *knock* BURGER KING ATTACK GET THE FUCK OUT!

by _John_Stamos_ July 28, 2009

Steal An Attack Walrus

To do what is awesome over what is right. Usually unrelated to the previous activity. Originates from the webcomic 'Rock, Paper, Cynic', 2009-08-21.

1st Guy: Dude, if you don't go into work today you'll get fired!

2nd Guy: You know what would rock? Blowing up a pile of guitars!

1st Guy: Dude, don't Steal An Attack Walrus...

by Joko-Noko August 22, 2009

republican attack machine

The well-documented process by which the Right in America, who control of much of the American Media (see Rush Limbaugh, Fox News, Liberal Media)hypocritically attack a liberal (see Bill Clinton) for something that would go unnoticed if a conservative had done it, all the while downplaying any piece of news that is unfavorable to their agenda.

Bill clinton is an immoral liar. "But I didn't inhale." Puh-leese!
Why should George W. Bush have to answer accusations about his former coke-habit?

by Andy September 15, 2003

Apache Attack Helicopter

The most well known sexual identity of them all, just more secretly so than male and female.

You see that one of there? They identify sexually as an Apache Attack Helicopter

by Flappy The Clown April 12, 2017

shark attack

when you take a shit and you look in the toilet bowl and it is filled with blood. it looks like there was a shark attack in the toilet bowl.

Dude, I took a nasty shit and I shark attacked the bowl. It was awesome!

by John Attardo January 11, 2007

2-prong attack

When you ejaculate at night and forget to wipe, causing crustation of the urethra. When you piss in the morning, the piss is blocked by the bridge of crust and goes off in two directions.

I jacked off last night, and I had a 2-prong attack. It went all over the floor.

by 3prongattacker April 15, 2015