Alex's Law 

Everything that has happened, is happening and will happen is because Alex Smith had sex with a man 17 times in one day.

Kid 1- I totally bombed that test.

Kid 2- Just remember Alex's Law.

Alex's Law by lupe3456 May 20, 2008

Alex Bruhn 

Otherwise known as baby-hands, Alex is the most amazing girl in the world. She is stunningly beautiful and wonderfully unique. She will watch movies and soccer with you all day, but there is no guarantee she won't fall asleep on you. She is constantly changing hey hair color, but that doesn't change how gorgeous she is. Her eyes are possibly the most wondrous things in the world, I could never get tired of looking into them. I am positive that I'm the luckiest person on earth.

Ian: I can't believe how amazing Alex Bruhn is!
Jackson: Good for you bro!

Alex Bruhn by Slimshady80210 July 5, 2012

Alexandra Cisneros 

is a person who is defined as normal weird but can be a great friend with awesome straight teeth

Alexandra cisneros likes to hump people

Alexandra Cisneros by Someone1234 August 8, 2012

Alex 

The most sweetest and kindest boy you'll ever meet. He'll mean so much to you because he's always there for you. He has the most amazing personality and the most amazing looks. Even thought he may not be able to see his good qualities you still try to make him believe you. He's perfect and a god. All the girls would love to be with him.

Guy1: why can't I get a girlfriend?
Guy2: because you aren't Alex

Alex by Mamacita_bbg June 27, 2017

Aleiyah 

a beautiful girl who you just want to have your children. she is very athletic and very intelligent as well. aleiyahs' can never be a one time thing, they make you wanna spend the rest of your life with them. they are talented. they can be insecure and not know their worth. they are extremely beautiful and people love them. they are strong, and they are kind and humble. everyone should have an aleiyah in their lives.

Guy 1: Aleiyah is so beautiful, why are the taunting her??

Guy 2: they're jealous, have you seen her?? she's a goddess.

Aleiyah by cool guy78 July 25, 2017

Alexaiver 

A really amazing man who is not gay.

That man Alexaiver, what a guy!

Alexaiver by Unshapenbag May 18, 2018

Alex Vaughn 

A piece of human trash (it's okay he asked me to)

Alex Vaughn is a self depriving waste of life.

Alex Vaughn by Deadxroses June 2, 2018