pocket pickle

the act of getting a hand job through ones pocket

i jut got a pocket pickle when the teacher was not lokking

by pocket pickle December 07, 2010

sniff a pickle

To tell someone to buzz off.

When Derek was being anoying, I told him to go ’sniff a pickle'.

by \m/Ú∆Ú\m/ October 05, 2010

fuck pickles

In simple terms; saturday detention for theatre people.
An extra session in which actors preparing for a show gather with the objective of properly learning their lines.

Friend: can you hang out on Saturday?

Actor Friend: Can't i have a fuck pickles i need to go to for my amazing show Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead

by giules_95 October 27, 2013

Pull The Pickle

To jerk it, to spank the monkey, to masturbate.

"Hey, when's Jeff gonna let us use the bathroom? He's been in there for 30 minutes already."
"He can't help it. Ever since Andrea broke up with him, all he's done is cry on the couch and pull the pickle."
"Ugh."

by CanWe June 28, 2015

Chayce Pickle

A complete DUMBASS

And LOVES ZINGER BURGER

he will marry a zinger burger in the future

I saw Chayce Pickle eating Zinger Burger last night

by Big_Mac_Sauce. March 05, 2019

painting the pickle

To pleasure oneself typically in a public toilet. Mostly in a portable outhose

Work was slow at the construction site so I went to the porta-potty and began painting the pickle.

by Mopopi November 29, 2015

Pickle Jarred

To work for a long time to get a sexually stubborn girl's panties, unsuccessfully, only to have another man come along and seal the deal in a much shorter period of time. This is often due to the first man getting the female's "juices flowing" and the second man profiting from it. This series of events is similar to someone working very hard at getting the top off a pickle jar, unsuccessfully, only to have a friend come along and pop the top off almost immediately, thus pickle jarred.

Charlie: "Dude, it's been like 3 months already! Tell me you finally got the panties from Jenny."

David: "Dude I wish I could, some juicehead douche from her gym pickle jarred me!"

Charlie: "All that hard work!"

David: I know dude, I know

by malle122 October 17, 2010