jag wagon

When a guy "jags" himself all the time, he's referred to as a jag wagon. Jag = Jack and wagon = penis.

Jimmy is always busy jagging his wagon in the bathroom. He's such a jag wagon!

by Psychodrama January 2, 2012

Station Wagon

The act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 fist into the anus.

The bitch got crazy last night, so I gave her the station wagon.

by Sargent Stiffy October 14, 2008

wagon

An inconsiderate jackass of an individual who has no regard for others feelings or state of mind, a careless simpleton.

Colton: "Hey, whadda you think will happen if I shit in this urinal?"

Andy: "Stop it, don't be such a wagon."

As Dan proceeds to gawk at that girl's booty and make monkey sounds he is being a huge wagon.

by BigC818 November 28, 2016

Bond-wagon Fan

Any person that has multiple favorite teams. This definition also pertains to a fan who will talk smack about how great their team is when they win, but will have no association whatsoever with that team when they lose.

A week with a win -"Haha dude your team sucks... we raped em last night."

A week with a loss-"Dude, I have never been a fan of them... My brother goes to school there... thats all."
-"Dude shut up you're such a Bond-wagon Fan."

by KentuckyCATS January 16, 2008

Wes Watson

A fucking lad that says faggot all the time. He plays footy and is a rock at centre back.

Look, There’s Wes Watson.

by A helpful lad May 8, 2018

Pulling the wagon

When a man takes a shit in a girls asshole and she pushes it out through her pussy into his asshole while giving him oral, making him eat the shit while pulling on her hair like a wagon.

“Dude what did you and Lucy do last night”? “We were pulling the wagon.

by Moist tampon May 31, 2018

Meat Wagon

A slew of overweight, underaged dirtbags often accompanied by flannel.

I certainly hope the Meat Wagon doesn't show up to Deto's Halloween Party.

or

Don't tell the Meat Wagon about Katina's super secret slumber party.

by Aluminium March 16, 2009