An odd form of courtship, performed when a guy takes a crap and the turd is on his ass and he smashes it into another guy's ass, making the turd squished between the two men's buns, making a sandwich.

"Dude, i saw the nastiest thing on google images, its two guys making a turd sandwich!!"

"gross"

turd sandwich by Nbruno UAC June 11, 2006

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turd-a-tude

when a bitch attitude is mad shitty and she dont know how to act

A: what happened wit' shorty? u smash dat?
B: Naw man, she hit me wit dat turd-a-tude
A: damn B

turd-a-tude by jvee January 22, 2009

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Turd Nut

Someone who is completely outside of their damn minds and yet also full of crap.

Could also be a very hard solid and almost walnut shaped piece of poop, the kind that hurts when it comes out and causes the wet cheeks affect (when toilet water and/or piss splashes onto your rear from the impact of the solid fecies)

"That turd nut over there just told me that she saw a special on c-span about Canada, USA, and Mexico becoming one country."

"I am having the worst night possible! I was on a date, hadn't had my benafiber and I passed a huge turd nut at the restaurant and when I went to wipe my wet ass there was no toilet paper so I had this huge yellow ring on the seat of my white skirt the rest of the night"

Turd Nut by AMDAK1718 December 15, 2009

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turd burglar

A dog who steals the turds out of the at litter box.

"My dog is a turd burglar!"
Also: "My litter box has been turd burgled!"
Also: get rid of the dog before it licks you and gets poo particles in your eyes, and you develop a severe case of pink eye. See: "Grama's Boy".

turd burglar by TurdBurglar's Pinkeyed Master November 28, 2010

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