Toddism

Another word for excessive homophobia

''I believe in Toddism.''
''what is Toddism, is it a religion?''
''No, it is a lifestyle.''

by Todderina December 25, 2020

TodBod

A short twenty something girl at the gym who has a decent body but focuses on legs, arms and ass so much that when she takes selfies, her belly sticks out farther than her boobs, and her overall look is reminiscent of a toddler.

Kat thinks she’s sexy as fuck, but her TodBod isn’t nearly as fuckable as she thinks. Meh, I’d still bang it! Is that wrong?

by TexasDiesel February 21, 2021

Todd

Commonly confused with "Tod" - that version of "tod" however is the lower class version. Todd would let you win on fortnite, you could be dying n Todd would be like hEy iMa saVe yOu, hEre tAke a BandAge, He has a leng taste in moooooosic, He would occasionally have a very annoying older brother n watch scary movies wiv you till u pissed scared. hehe :)

molly hoes: hey im fishy n all but ima square up to you todd cos ur pretty
me: piss off, u manky hoe

by bobbiethebuilda February 24, 2021

Todd

Amazingly awesome and Admirable, benevolent, caring and charismatic, full of dedication, eager, fearless, grand, humble, invigorating, joyful, keen and a keeper, loving, memorable, noteworthy, open minded, passionate, quaint full of best qualities, radiant smile, strong, sparkling eyes, trustworthy, understanding, undeniably handsome, great values, worthy of respect, exhilarating, young at heart, my zen. Todd is music to my heart. The smile to my eyes, the beat of my heart. Todd is my once in a lifetime. What one can only dream of and God sent. My future. My best friend.

Finding Todd is heavenly. Todd will rock your world.

by Luckiest woman alive July 26, 2023

timmy todger

A timmy todger is when a young male wakes up with morning glory (erection as you wake up) and decides to wank (masterbate) it off, usually before school starts.

Retard: I had a timmy todger this morning
Normal guy: Fuck off, your weird.

by misster sexy January 7, 2014

Angry Todd

N. A person that makes themself look like an asshat for calling people out for doing something stupid when it is actually their own fault.

V. When involved in an act of sodomy the man prematurely ejaculates and then becomes extremely and excessively angry at their partner, even though the partner is frustrated and I satisfied.

Dude, you're such an Angry Todd! Don't get mad at me your stupid network configure didn't work!

Girl-Oh man! Todd, you came in my ass too fast!

Todd-welk you're the idiot with a tight asshole, you fucking idiot!
Girl- you have a little dick you Angry Todd-er!

by LargeBoner May 17, 2016

Toilet Toddler

The fecal matter after a food baby belly. Basically the shit after you ate way too much.

I ate too much, it looks like I have a food baby (pointing to stomach). I am going to have a toilet toddler late and I am excited her it's delivery.

by Firebreathingrubberducky May 29, 2017