Split Tongue

Otherwise known as bifurcated tongue, is a tongue that is separated roughly midway to the base. Most commonly done with suture and scalpel, the procedure may be done with a cauterizing tool or as it was first done with a tongue piercing and fishing line. It is quickly gaining popularity in the body modification scene.
Did that chick who gave you head have a Split Tongue?

"Yeah bro it was wild with two tongues!"
by VICEroykit November 5, 2020
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tongue vs tongue

Playing thumb wars but with your tongue, trying to push the others tongue back into their mouth with your tongue.
by hannigram March 27, 2024
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pussy tongue

When you can’t handle hot or carbonated drinks
by Pussy tongue December 1, 2017
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tongue plug

Where you plug the lady or mans butt with your tongue.
Let me tongue plug you baby
by dicklick2000 July 24, 2017
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SIMON TONGUE

Man about Town. Can be seen at most local watering holes and/or golfing establishments. Usually a Tottenham Hotspurs Fan. Superpowers include: Flight. Banter. Flexible Hips.

Also capable of achieving superhuman feats using Tongue such as: Deadlifting Bollocks,
Tongue press ups. Infinite Tongue Licks.

Approach with caution. Friendly exterior gives way to deep seated aggression. Often mistaken for an inbetweener.
"Look over there, I think it's Simon Tongue"
"No, its just an inbetweener with a golf club"

"Bloody hell mate did you see that fight?"
"Yeah he gave more licks than Simon Tongue"
by RubbaDinghyRapidsBro October 29, 2015
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