Salty yoghurt slinger

crude reference to a man's genitalia and its mechanical ability to evacuate a semi viscous gloop bearing a visual resemblance to said yoghurt. possesses a distinctly saline taste one hears

"i was whacking one out of the old salty yoghurt slinger and i thought i had busted a nut"

by Mutts February 11, 2005

salty dog

A player for a the Salty Dogs soccer team in Syracuse, New York.

Are you going to go watch the salty dogs g ame this weekend?

by xplisit15 April 23, 2005

salty beef curtains

Refers to the distended saggy looking labia on an overused and dirty pussy, just hanging there all smelly and salty.

After Jackie got double stuffed by Bobby and Roger, she wadled to the bathroom to rinse the spunk off of her salty beef curtains.

by Jennifiend December 24, 2008

Vancouver Salty Dog

When a guy is about to ejaculate on a woman's face he asks her to close her eyes then pours old semen on her face instead.

(Depressed): My gril broke up with me after I gave her a Vancouver Salty Dog for our anniversary.

by Cinnamahn April 10, 2010

Salty Piss Flaps

An over-sized labia as viewed from the rear, especially if the owner is into watersports.

I was expecting gormet sushi, but all I got were these salty piss flaps!

by Testiclese Giganticus April 21, 2003

salty cracker

when you get a cracker and jerk off into it (usually in a group) the way to play is get in a group and jerk into a cracker, whoever jizzes last has to eat the cracker.

the jocks forced a nerd to play salty cracker they forced him to eat the cracker

by definition man with definition October 13, 2019

you are salty

You are salty

You are salty today

by Bolsonaro October 14, 2020