Guy 1: Hey man, want to play some Counter Strike: Global Offensive
Guy 2: Why the fuck did you say it like that?
Guy 2: Why the fuck did you say it like that?
by NinjaNugget April 9, 2022
Get the Counter Strike: Global Offensive mug.Unlike a traditional One Night Stand, the two (or more depending on preference) engage in sexual relations for two consecutive nights with the same notion of not seeing each other after the conclusion. The purpose for this is for a man or woman to catch their "prey" for a weekend instead of having to go out on the prowl for two consecutive nights (if their intent is to get laid that weekend). This is often entacted by an act of subterfuge (i.e. a bed and breakfast provided by the initiator) for one individual to persuade the other individual to stay another night with the intent to simply continue the sexual affairs for the next evening only to be washed away after one kicks the other out just for the sex and wishes to see them never again. This can also be done by one getting the other's number and calling them over for a booty call THAT MUST HAPPEN THE FOLLOWING DAY and then engaging in sexual affairs and then the initiator either ignoring every call or blocking the other's number afterwards. Unlike "rebeat business", the booty call can only be done ONCE and it is not an ongoing thing. The purpose is for one to eliminate any communication with the person after the two days conclude---simply because of the fear of a relationship, to get out of distasteful sex or to just engage in an act of "fucking and chucking" someone in a longer progression.
Tom: Hey look at that girl over there at the bar.
Ralph: Ya? What about her?
Tom: She looks like a perfect two night stride. I don't have enough money to chase tail for the whole weekend.
Ralph: Go get er' man!
Scott (whom has a girlfriend): Ha. God you guys are pathetic.
Ralph: Ya? What about her?
Tom: She looks like a perfect two night stride. I don't have enough money to chase tail for the whole weekend.
Ralph: Go get er' man!
Scott (whom has a girlfriend): Ha. God you guys are pathetic.
by Mickey Brewster August 23, 2011
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Variations:
"a real dick in his stride".
"a dick up his stride".
Variations:
"a real dick in his stride".
"a dick up his stride".
Steve: "Hey man, have you seen Pat this morning? Since laying that bird last night he is getting around the place with a dick in his stride".
Ed: "Yeah, tell him to 10-2 on that shit man. She had christmas hams anyway".
Ed: "Yeah, tell him to 10-2 on that shit man. She had christmas hams anyway".
by EduardoRodriguez December 9, 2012
Get the a dick in his stride mug.Go fast stripes are used to describe the lines (usually cheap stickers) on an un sporty car that make the owner believe it looks and will go faster.
by Dabcat August 29, 2017
Get the go fast stripe mug.In 2020, a patriotic march for a wounded nation.
A version of Stars and Stripes Forever, a piece which in show business was historically called "the Disaster March". When theaters and circuses had house bands, this march was a code signaling a life-threatening emergency. Except for impending disaster, circus bands never played the tune under any circumstances
A version of Stars and Stripes Forever, a piece which in show business was historically called "the Disaster March". When theaters and circuses had house bands, this march was a code signaling a life-threatening emergency. Except for impending disaster, circus bands never played the tune under any circumstances
July 4th approaching, feeling America at a moment of life-threatening disaster, he found himself whistling Scars and Stripes Forever, hoping it would not be forever, that our national fortunes would improve.
by Monkey's Dad July 1, 2020
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The wife said our sex life was boring so i surprised her with a "Hairy Lightning Strike" last night... she wants a divorce and is taking the kids.
by xXsexbaloonXx October 7, 2020
Get the Hairy Lightning Strike mug.Uncomplimentary term that is muttered by resentful residents/visitors of nursing homes where they feel that the establishment’s “rules ‘n’ regulations” are so overzealously enforced/adhered to, unnecessarily dictatorial, etc., that it makes everyone feel as if they are actually being poisoned by the rules. The expression derives from the “top nine” most notorious rules that --- due to the rules’ restricting/forbidding “totally harmless” actions that really would not bother anything if all parties involved practice moderation and maintain appropriate/responsible behavior --- cause needless difficulties and stifled feelings among the residents and their friends/family members who come to see them.
The “strict-9” at many of the snooty “big-city” nursing homes:
(1) No visitors before 9 A.M. or after 10 P.M.
(2) No visitor is permitted to stay overnight with a resident, even if said visitor is a quiet responsible adult family member or trusted friend with a 100% clean criminal record.
(3) No visitors may use the facility’s parking lots to sleep in their cars overnight, even if it’s just for one night, if said visitors are totally quiet and responsible, and if the parking lot is otherwise empty/unused all night.
(4) No visitors are permitted to take showers, brush teeth, or otherwise make use of a resident’s washroom except to merely “answer a call of nature”, even if the resident does not mind, and if the visitor would be neat and expedient about using said washroom.
(5) No resident may leave the facility grounds unless accompanied by a staffperson, even if said resident is in the company of an immediate family member or trusted friend.
(6) No resident may be left unattended outside of the facility building, even if it’s just for a moment to allow a visitor to go use the restroom or retrieve something from his car.
(7) No resident is permitted pets of any kind, even “quiet” and “tidy” creatures such as tropical fish or small birds.
(8) All residents must have their meals in the cafeteria; eating meals in rooms is forbidden.
(9) Sharing/exchanging food with your “cafeteria neighbors” is prohibited, even if said food would otherwise just be thrown away and wasted.
(1) No visitors before 9 A.M. or after 10 P.M.
(2) No visitor is permitted to stay overnight with a resident, even if said visitor is a quiet responsible adult family member or trusted friend with a 100% clean criminal record.
(3) No visitors may use the facility’s parking lots to sleep in their cars overnight, even if it’s just for one night, if said visitors are totally quiet and responsible, and if the parking lot is otherwise empty/unused all night.
(4) No visitors are permitted to take showers, brush teeth, or otherwise make use of a resident’s washroom except to merely “answer a call of nature”, even if the resident does not mind, and if the visitor would be neat and expedient about using said washroom.
(5) No resident may leave the facility grounds unless accompanied by a staffperson, even if said resident is in the company of an immediate family member or trusted friend.
(6) No resident may be left unattended outside of the facility building, even if it’s just for a moment to allow a visitor to go use the restroom or retrieve something from his car.
(7) No resident is permitted pets of any kind, even “quiet” and “tidy” creatures such as tropical fish or small birds.
(8) All residents must have their meals in the cafeteria; eating meals in rooms is forbidden.
(9) Sharing/exchanging food with your “cafeteria neighbors” is prohibited, even if said food would otherwise just be thrown away and wasted.
by QuacksO August 30, 2013
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