split peen soup

When you're all horny in your trailer at night and want to have a special fap, so you sneak into kitchen and grab a can of Great Value sweet peas. You open the can with your Dollar Tree can opener and dowse the peas in canola oil. You then proceed to fuck the can of peas, but because all of the products you use are cheap and you are poor and stupid, there's a jagged piece of metal on the rim of the can that suddenly splits your dick down the middle. BAM! Now you've got split peen soup.

Girlfriend: We haven't had sex in two weeks. What's wrong with you?

Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."

by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022

Spline

Another way of saying a heroin needle.

Person A: What are splines attached to again?
Person B: Pretty sure it's something like syringes.

by itstoolateanightformetobehere October 16, 2022

Splinkus

An catch all insult on the same level of offence as cunt.

Oh my god shut up you are such a splinkus!

by Babble fish November 7, 2022

Splinko

a way of expressing a kind of stupid excitement released by seeing a funny image or animal

Oh my look at that Splinko!

by DrFukFace January 24, 2023

spliet

A ballet leap, or when you're trying to write the word split.

She did a SPLIET on the dance floor.

by ineedMYownDICTIONARY February 14, 2023

splingter

The little springs that are behind doors, so they stop before they hit the wall. I don't care if this isn't what they are actually called, this is the name now.

My cat keeps playing with the splingter and it's hurting my head

by quardishin March 10, 2023

Slint

A wintry weather event to bring about the apocalypse.

Adam looked out of the window, slowly and searchingly. He suddenly stopped dead, his eyes glazed over for a moment - "oh god," he said, panic-stricken, eyes skyward, "Rachel; it's about to slint"

by Theslintstorm March 11, 2023