make me a sandwich

A line that Ralphie shouts repeatedly in the Magic School Bus episode "Flexes Its Muscles"

"Robot, make me a sandwich!"

by Dee Dubayuh Arr August 3, 2012

Grubbs Sandwich

A delicious sexual sandwich involving an obese blonde girl as the meat of the sandwich and one of the slices of bread should be a pasty hispanic fat girl overachiever while the other slice should be an attractive buxom chick so that theres some hope for enjoying the sandwich, but really theres none since its a Grubbs sandwich and cant be enjoyable at all.

"Dayyyum I thought the Grubbs Sandwich was gonnna be at least a little enjoyable with that big boobed chick in it but the fat chicks kept ridin on me and the meat girl squashed me! Mah dick aint been straight since."

by Ignatius Martinez November 23, 2007

Blue Sandwich

A blue sandwich is when you are having sex with another person and you slide your butt cheeks over your partners mouth and then you "beat the meat" (masturbate) and then you "mayonnaise" or ejaculate all over the other persons stomach, and then you put the top bun (you) on and 69 the other partner making sure to get the mayonnaise on both sides of the bun and meat

"Me and Mikaela made a Blue Sandwich on Swedish Bread last night"

"Me and Mikaela made a Blue Sandwich on Swedish Bread last night"

"Want to try a Blue Sandwich tonight? its the special of the day"

"I made a blue sandwich last night with my girlfriend and trust me...it was the best sandwich i ever had"

by ScottyBoy22 February 24, 2010

open face bologna sandwich

an open vagina, large pussy, not a pleasant looking pussy

when she opened her legs, I was staring at an open face bologna sandwich

by fman68 October 31, 2006

Ice Cream Sandwich

When someone blows you off and avoids answering your question by responding with something unrelated or completely random like a photo of an ice cream sandwich. This is used particularly in dating when person A asks person B if they want to go on a date and person B responds with something random instead of "yes" or "no."

I asked this guy if we were going out on Friday and he said sent me an email saying he was busy. Then, I emailed him back and asked if Saturday was better. Instead of saying yes or no, he responded by sending me a picture of an ice cream sandwich. No words, no note, just a picture of a goddamn ice cream sandwich.

by AnnoyedBeyondBelief September 11, 2009

banana sandwich

crazy or out of this world. Just plain wild

Brian went banana sandwich, when he found out that he left his car keys in his car.

by Suter October 19, 2007

Sandwich bitch

a woman/housewife whose goal in life is to cook for the male superiority.

Sonia go make me something to eat, you sandwich bitch!

by zoopals September 10, 2009