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rubber check

Da "pre-fun" inspection between da legs of a lust-crazed stud dat a teenage girl's parent performs to see if said eager male lover is wearing a condom.
Unless you're gonna stay and actually monitor da vigorous bouncy-bouncy between your "little pumpkin" and her main squeeze, doing a "rubber check" beforehand would be about as "worthless" as a latex-sheet financial instrument, since da warm-and-moist-love-tunnel-craving guy could just "hop off da Trojan horse's saddle" --- i.e., slip his love-pipe out of its "raincoat" --- just as soon as yer back is turned.
by QuacksO August 9, 2023
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rubber balloon break

When a girl is doing the hanky panky and the condom breaks
That girl is taking a rubber balloon break

There’s a party in my tummy so yummy so yummy
by Justaperson0329 August 13, 2023
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rubber on wheels is faster than rubber on heels

Driving (or riding in a car) is faster than walking.
“Rubber on wheels is faster than rubber on heels.”was the response to the complaint about thr long ride.
by Dfwgeorge August 15, 2023
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RubberDude1

A Pro Gorilla tag Brancher and who is aiming to become one Of THE BEST AT GTAG
RubberDude1 Is A Pro Gorilla Tag Brancher!
by Rubspug August 23, 2023
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Rubber Band

To ask for a Rubber Band, is to offer to have sexual intercourse with someone. to give someone a Rubber Band is to have sexual intercourse with them.
She asked him for a Rubber Band. He gave it to her.
by UBP55 May 31, 2023
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Rubber Sock

"Brad, use a rubber sock!"
by Stabbshroom June 6, 2023
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Rubber Hose Rampage

Rubber Hose Rampage is a 2024 boss rush game starring Mickey Mouse. The game was created in the wake of Steamboat Willie entering the public domain.

Upon release in early 2024, Rubber Hose Rampage was criticized for being a supposed Cuphead clone and being too difficult.

Those who criticized the game don't get what the game is going for. It's a shitpost game, and it works very well in that regard.

Once you acknowledge what Rubber Hose Rampage is all about, it's not only tolerable but downright fun to play, especially after a patch was made toning down the difficulty a little.

In the summer of 2024, a new boss was added where you fight Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, and upon defeating him, he becomes a player character, making the game even better.
Rubber Hose Rampage is NOT just a Cuphead clone.
by HildaSimp August 5, 2024
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