Retard

Word used to describe A person who act's extremely stupid

Chad : Thanks Nikki for going out with me ive been depressed lately sorry that all I can afford is taco bell!
Nikki : It's not a big deal! Uh get your hand off my leg!
Chad : Sorry there just so smooth I can't help myself!
Steve : Hey Chad sorry about the divorce and your parents although im not sorry about that since I get to fuck your mom now. It's funny I used to fuck you in the ass now I get to fuck your mom in the ass it's like my dick has now been in a son and his mothers ass!
Chad : Shut up you Retard!
Nikki : What is he talking about?
Chad : Nothing he's Retarded Wow Nikki you have such a beautiful face Mmmm! Mmmm!
Nikki : GET OFF ME YOU FUCKING CREAP!
Steve: : Hey Chad are you going to boink her tonight! (wink)
Nikki : THAT'S IT IM OUTTA HERE! (slap)
Chad : GOD DAMN'T YOU RETARD!
Steve : Wow she was pretty! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Chad : QUIT JACKING OFF YOU RETARD!
Steve : Well at least im not a creap!
Chad : THAT'S IT IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU IM GONNA POUND YOUR FUCKING FACE IN!
Steve : UH! UH! UH! OH! OH! OH! JESUS CHRIST!
Taco Bell Customer : Hello Police im at Taco Bell and some guy is beating up a Retard!

by SlopNChop December 5, 2018

Shut up retard

1. The only insult that could possibly be more powerful than our one true god—Shaggy. Saying the phrase against a hardcore street rapper could actually end their entire career in a nanosecond.

2. When a mentally disabled person is being very annoying.

1. Retard: hehehe Peter griffin gay
Ben Shapiro: Shut up retard

2. Actual retard: ooga booga oomph nigga pants
Annoyed person: Shut up retard!

by Obamagay74731 May 20, 2019

retardin

A pejorative term used in the game of World of Warcraft to refer to a Paladin that is specced retribution. (Coined by Holyshawk.)

Any pally that specs ret is a retardin.

by Mark Stevens November 18, 2007

musically retarded

someone that has a really low intelligence when it comes to music.there is more than one way one can be musically retarded,so here is how you know if you are:

-if you think that only music on the radio is "good music",
YOU are musically retarded.

-if you think that mainstream music > underground music
YOU are muscially retarded.

-if you listen to all mainstream pop,rock,counry and hip hop
stuff like:lady gaga, kelly clarkson ,beyonce, nickelback, hinder,kenny chesney,lil wayne,etc. and you consider bands like tool,porcupine tree,NIN and pink floyd "crap"??

YOU are musically retarded.

-also,if you consider all those mainstream bands

"more talented" than the other ones i listed...
YOU are musically retarded

if you think that distinct genres like progressive rock/metal sucks...
YOU are musically retarded

-if you call a bass a "guitar"..
YOU are musically retarded.

sadly enough,i don't think that i've covered all of the ways one can be musically retarded.but i'll let you do that work!!

my sister listens to only "hits" music and mainstream country(which isn't even really country music btw) and she tells me she wishes she could mute my "crappy" music (the bands i listed above,plus anyother sub genre of rock/metal,and a few other genres,which don't consist of the music she listens to)plus,she tells everyone i play guitar,even though i play bass.MY SISTER is musically retarded.

*and if you were wondering,i am NOT a fan of jeff faggot foxworthy.and my definition is NOT influenced by him.

by y2c June 15, 2009

retard chewbacca

1)What Larry the Cable Guy called Everet in the Delta Farce.

2)What US army snipers look like in the field

1)Larry-"Everett, what is that?" Everett-"This is my sniper suit!" Larry-"We werent issued any sniper gear." Everett-"I brought it from home." Larry-"You look like a retard chewbacca.

2)Iraqy insergion 1-"I see a sniper!" Iraqy Insergion 2-He looks like a retard chewbacca!"

by Brandon E. February 29, 2008

Retarded Robin

Super Hero to all the Special Kids.
The Original Actor who played this was in fact the infamous Nick Zhu.
Wears a toilet paper mask and a towel Cape.
with slippers and a coathanger as a weapon

Retard: DID YOU SEE RETARDED ROBIN? HE GAZOINKED THE TEACHER ON THE HEAD WITH HIS MAGICAL COAT HANGER OF DOOM!

by Nick Zhu March 31, 2005

Window Licking Retard

A person that has the common sense of a garden slug, compared to the poor child on the short bus that has no control over the fact he/she licks the windows.

Jack is a total window licking retard. He got caught screwing some bitch, by his wife, in their bed!

by Jon (943) August 1, 2008