unwritten book of the road

(n.) An imagined book about hitchiking. The first rule is to carry out the incentive to give head.

Here's a line, and on this side of it we ain't gay.

by Gumba Gumba May 30, 2004

Ash Road

An area of Headingley, Leeds that is very poor and revolves around gang violence, sex and drug dealing. Local gangster "Killer" is renowned in the area for setting up a vigilante operation for which he is paid with milk and prostitutes. Taxi drivers rarely venture far along Ash Road for fear of being pelted with eggs and excrement. A familiar sound is single shotgun blasts and the crying of small children. Populated mainly by honkeys and turks although the areas token nigger is often seen trying to start his scooter. A notable resident is convicted kidnapper and possible rapist Reda Johnson.

That nigger from Ash Road who can't start his scooter

by Giles Cokehead March 9, 2011

North Road Crew

The North Road Crew - NRC (aka Nonces Rapists & Charvas) are the fake wannabe plastic gansters from the shittest area of the shittest town in the north east!

They are all rent boys and are led by the town top rent boy! Most people only recognise them from behind, when they are either working as rent boys or running away from the other top gangs in the town like Branksome Headhunters or Haughton Mad Dogs! The scariest people in the NRC are the women, most of which are fucking brutal!

They spout loads of bollocks about being the top boys in Darlington but the truth is, that they are nothing more than a bunch of old nonces and rent boys who wouldn't dare say shit to annyone!

Alright must, I'm North Road Crew,
I like sucking cock and sniffing glue!

by Bish Vegas Legend July 20, 2018

High Road

High road refers to a higher moral ground. "Taking the high road" expression refers to one being a "class act" during a very difficult time. Those who take the high road, are demonstrating being honest, fair, and selfless while not being completely defenseless.

He didn't buckle under the constant scrutiny by public. He's taking the high road and will get through it fine.

by tanman1129 September 14, 2009

Exit 69 to Big Beaver Road

Best highway exit ever. Found in Troy, MI, the exit off of I-75 to Big Beaver Road is Exit 69. Makes me wonder if they planned it that way.

The most fun thing to see in Michigan: Exit 69 to Big Beaver Road

by Proud Left Wing Extremist December 17, 2011

Highland Road

The hottest spot near Hazleton, Pennsylvania, to dump dead prostitutes at.

nigga 1: We need to dump this ho's body somewhere, she's getting ripe.

nigga 2: I know a place where I dumped an old couch, refrigerator and dead ho last week. I found it, while geocaching.

nigga 1: Geocaching?! We need to blacken you up. It' bad enough your a registered Republican, but fucking geocaching. Nigga Please!

nigga 2: Fuck you. Here we are... Highland Road biatch!

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010

Chester road license

Chester road license - A term used by rural nova scotians, particularly in the valley region, to describe a fictional type of drivers license used by motor vehicle owners or operators who do not own a valid drivers license of any kind or currently have the license suspended and may or may not be intoxicated at the time of operation.

The term is believed to have originated in the late 1990's after an increase of traffic offenses occurring on the section of highway 14 connecting Windsor, Hants County, and Chester, Lunenburg County.

Chester road license

- "I have the right to travel sir, this is my automobile. This is not a motor vehicle, its private property."

- "Tow the car. I don't give a fuck. You can't take my Chester road license."

- "Yeah just let me get the stereo, and I'll grab the battery right quick too for the next one. Alright thanks guys see you next time."

- "Everyone has a Chester rd. License. Its part of who you are, its in your soul and I don't care how much you have to drink You can't suspend a mans soul."

by toyota hants co. January 16, 2013