mono-pipeopoly

a monopoly on pipes and the companies that run them

pronounced: mo-noe pie-pop-o-ly

in mannalack reserve City West Water has a ' mono-pipeopoly'

by robert lexerton August 14, 2022

smoothie pipeline

The device used to transport a thick blended liquid into ones digestive system, particularly after a hot girl/boy/person walk ends

After indulging on the newest Lana Del Rey Album during a hot boy walk, durrskii guzzled a smoothie pipeline to quench his insatiable desire for blended beverages.

by Twerkteamcapt February 11, 2023

paint the pipe

masturbation

Ever since Paul's girl dumped him, all he does is paint the pipe.

by Flannelguy June 7, 2009

scouring the pipes

1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).

2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.

3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually

4. What you do when there is nothing to do

5. What you do when your family is not home

6. The reason people watch porn.

7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.

Scouring the pipes (Masturbation) protects against Prostate Cancer. Men who Scour their pipes more than 5 times a week in their 20's are 33% less likely to develop the

most aggressive form of prostate cancer later in life. A 2003 study by Graham Giles at the Cancer Council of Victoria in Melbourne Australia found that the ejaculate helps to "flush" or rid the male body of carcinogens.

by zingeraddict October 4, 2011

Pulling your pipe

To pull the pipe, generally being lazy, procrastinating, male masturbation.

Pulling your pipe. "Have you seen billy?". " i reckon he's at home pulling his pipe. "

by Thewombweasel February 16, 2015

Banging on a sewer pipe

Fucking an ugly person

“Hey man, I was banging on a sewer pipe last night”

by EeezEats.com December 24, 2018

There is a pipebomb in your mailbox

Commonly used on the app Discord. Can be used as a response for literally anything. Usually as a form of a GIF, so there would be a GIF of someone dancing with text saying "There's a pipebomb in your mail box."

Larry: "yo my pet rock died today :("

Bob: "There is a pipebomb in your mailbox".

by sagemilkglass September 6, 2021